Discussion of zoos in the kindergarten:
We even cleaned the flowers. my son says we have a rabbit in the garden, we wear cabbage, carrots for 3 days, then I say show a rabbit rubber

It was like a fighter jet was put up for sale.
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Selling on condition of departure?

A man calls a British cat and asks:
Have you had cats, have you any experience?
Yes, there were Scots, cats.
Is there no one now?
No, one...
Is it castrated?
A minute of silence and such shame.
– No...
I say :
- Well, I have a cat sterilized, you do not count on her in this regard.
Again a long silence, after which it turns out that in the phrase "Yes No, one "man meant himself.

The sweetest and sweetest man,
Women are stronger and ironier.
Men are not without reason.
Women are declared diseases.
by Igor Guberman

Did you have sex at least once? If at the age of 20 you are able to have sex three times in a row, then at 30 (and at 40 and 50 more) it is more difficult. And if a woman is really insatiable and she has three times yours, what to do?
Just turn your brain on before calling someone weak.

If schoolchildren start quoting Guberman,’t everything be so bad in our country? and :)

What is Bri, he probably meant Dorble. Smelling cheese with last year's mold, in France in stores for 1.5 euros per package of 150 grams.
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Do not be wise without understanding the subject of wise. Bri - cheese with white mold on the surface; they say, with a specific smell, but delicious, I have not tried it myself, I will not lie. Dorblu, as the name suggests, is a blue molded cheese. The mold is located inside the cheese, does not give any special smell, and the taste gives a slightly nut. And yes, DorBlu is German cheese, not French, like brie.