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[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №35158
 27.08.2010
XXX: a new wave of children is turned on on the television by hearing background. The host says: "We learned that Zoo Y is very popular in China and its fan club on the Internet has a thousand fans..." In my opinion, a thousand fans in China is not very popular and strong popularity...

YYY: As I see the situation, this Zoe and not even close relatives know very well.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №35157
 27.08.2010
by 26.08.10
I sit with a friend in the shop. The clouds are such. We sit. The silence. Between us, the May bush flies slowly, and rotates around the tree.
I: I wonder what he is doing now?
Maybe he is looking for it.( by

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №35156
 27.08.2010
XXX(15:15:18 27/08/2010)
You live with me this weekend.
YYY(15:15:42 27/08/2010)
Only on weekends? I always thought
XXX(15:18:30 27/08/2010)
What about Test Driving?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №35155
 27.08.2010
We sit in the office. Open the window. behind the building window. The defector knocks. The collective decides to close the window, we close the window. It becomes quiet. A blonde girl says:
They no longer knock. Let’s open the window?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №35154
 27.08.2010
I am in Christiansand, the southernmost part of Norway. Palms, beaches and bikinis
YYY: The fur bikini, here’s it! with the units.
XXX: Yes, the first night was cold. I live on the shore by the sea - the wind
yyy: Norwegian cold is better than French! )))
xxx: Aha, and more useful colombian
YYY: One of the advantages you have there

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №35153
 27.08.2010
Sebastian Pereira: And I found the spruce
[15:22:43] Sebastian Pereira: written - "shproty in oil"
[15:22:54] Sebastian Pereira: The Lying Thieves
[15:23:29] Sebastian Pereira:in oil: floor, shorts, plate, washer, cloth

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №35152
 27.08.2010
LeHa: Forums on the net is the death of the Russian language
Yes, but everything in life changes.
200 years ago you said differently, and nothing.
Dimach: or 300-400 years ago
Dimich: Probably the grandfathers of Pushkin would have been shocked by his poems - they would have said - shit, how the tongue has stunned, shit!

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №35151
 27.08.2010


In his time "this" - was relevant:
Two years of colony was awarded to the sanitary technician Petrov for screaming on the street: "Everything has melted, the whole system needs to be changed!"
Soon "this" will be relevant again...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №35150
 27.08.2010
My wife cooked something. It looks like soup. I will not eat the first.! to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №35149
 27.08.2010
Ice tea: From the point of view of physics, is the light sword a light body?
Siren: From the point of view of physics, the light sword is only for mentally ill people

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №35148
 27.08.2010
xxx are you sleeping?
YYY: No
Which river flows in Rostov-on-Don?
Yyy: How do I know?
YYY: Why are you?
XXX is yes.
XXX: Do you know it?
I don’t know, look at the map.
XXX: Now find a map where is Rostov-on-Don
If you suddenly fall asleep, talk.
YYY: Ok
Damn, dark, the name of the river can't be unknown. The city is Rostov-on-Don, and the river is finely signed.
YYY: Look carefully
XXX: Turn on the lights.
XXX is wow!
The River Don is called.
The young man found

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №35147
 27.08.2010
Dart Veuder: Good night to everyone
[23:59:23] SkylineR: Dart_Veuder> let the force come with you
[23:59:29] Unusual: hey) weider with us)
[23:59:36] Dart_Veuder: Oh god, it is beginning...

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №35146
 27.08.2010
Turn water into the bathroom and what do you think? I finally washed the unwashed floor for six months)) heartfelt thank you, Abyss

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №35145
 27.08.2010
I call the office.
I: Alexey Mikhailich, be kind
She: He is not
I: When will it be?
I hope never
I: Have I been fired?
On vacation, swimming at sea.
I am going to be fired later. The Director?
She: No, and she will drown!
I hope it won’t drown.
I hope he will drown.
No joke when it comes from vacation.
She: If she doesn’t drown, then in 3 weeks, but I still hope she drowns!! to


[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №35144
 27.08.2010
I drove with friends from fishing, went out on the track to look through the monocle on cars. I did not expect such a reaction. ?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35143
 27.08.2010
Piratten_Fuhrer: - How many more 3Dmark will humiliate our video cards?!!! to

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35142
 27.08.2010
Darkness: The rough cold... The morning quests for searching for pair of socks started again :(

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35141
 27.08.2010
Listen, no one needs a tax from your acquaintances?

Stifler: All the current about tax and dream))))))))))))))))

Kazyavka: No, it is true... just in our store of tax roast... borrowed me already... the saddle of the settlements tired of cleaning him... and generally constantly escapes, and I then pay for him... short he is funny - boy!!!! It costs 4 pieces...it’s cheap, with documents!

Stifler: Okay, I'll ask who needs a tax, which squeaks, squeaks and runs away)))))))


[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №35140
 27.08.2010
In school, teachers said that only the brain is capable of thinking processes.
He: They lied to you. =( In Russia, another part of the body may think.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №35139
 27.08.2010
In our house, the summer is over - it is when you no longer wander around the apartment in one hoodie and the cat no longer asks to sprinkl her with water from the jets. True, heat networks sometimes like to play in the "summer came, summer went" regardless of the time of year...

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