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[ + 121 - ] Comment quote №52439
 27.08.2011
I do my windows once a year, I'm a fucking housewife :(
Do you need to wash them several times a year? and?by :
ZZZ: And what, they need to be washed every year?
Do you need to wash the windows? 0 0 0

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №52438
 27.08.2011
patria: "Other world", "Summer" and so on. and hernia. I was bitten out of Kent a couple of months ago in a drunk fight mint in the hand, so that soon also became mint...

[ + 71 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52437
 27.08.2011
I will capture the world!
The hat!
Oh well Maam! and (

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №52436
 27.08.2011
Oh, I’m like these monsters in the movies, I don’t sleep at night, I’m afraid. All the zombies climb through the window. And you?
YYY : No. I have a mosquito net.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №52435
 27.08.2011
Snezhkinn: And about my status in contact is a funny story: the second operator was three months in an expedition in Abkhazia. I ask:"Do you know any words in Abkhazian?" He tells us: "We all walked past a huge advertising shield with the inscription "Aimatara umurzyn"(unlimited internet) and still remembered the word "ahira bubuaza"(airport). And on the site they greeted: "Ahaira Bubuaza!" Answer: "Amatara Umurzyn!" The locals thought we were fools: "Airport!" - "Free Internet!"

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №52434
 27.08.2011
Today, something unclear happened.
YYY: What happened?
XXX: I still don’t understand how it is.
XXX: I cut off the Mobius shirt

[ + 103 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52433
 27.08.2011
Dear citizens of Borov! My favorite ones! I’ve found a way to get rid of the UFOs that overwhelmed the space of our favorite site! You need to call the guy who posted about Santa Barbara, remember? He saved us from this one!

All Audi-TTs in a Gift! and :)

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №52432
 27.08.2011
One website survey "Why do you need the iPad".
The first comment killed:
The iPad is the best toilet gadget since the time of the portable Tetris.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №52431
 27.08.2011
He was so weak as a child that he was beaten even in music school.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №52430
 27.08.2011
The news:
The Central Bank of the Russian Federation has begun to take gold in bonds as collateral on loans.

Finally, or before, the population had nothing to pay for the loans.

[ + 58 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52429
 27.08.2011
Inscription on the wall VKontakte:
To be happy a whole day, you need to embrace six people or give one in the mouth.
Comment 1)"I gave it."
Comment 2)" well, also the option". :D

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №52428
 27.08.2011
xxx: machine uprising, this is when "Yandex" on the search query will issue:"Huli you click here? You need to find it!"

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №52427
 27.08.2011
A real tamada smiling can break the mask of the special forces)))

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №52426
 27.08.2011
I came home, collapsed in a chair, wanted to turn on the computer, like a glance fell on the window.First passed by the pants, shoes and shirts, then the rope came down from the top, and a naked man shuttered down on it, picked up things on the ground and washed in an unknown direction, and you are talking about anecdotes about the lover, descending down the water-output-thoughts...

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №52425
 27.08.2011
8 years ago I was haunted by the song of Viktor Rybin and Natalia Senchukova. "Under your hands, under your lips is melting..." I thought she was the dumbest of the duets. I wanted the song to be thrown out of the radio.

But recently I heard the brown spring.

Natasha, forgive me for this!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №52424
 27.08.2011
The week of USB spoon is over, the week of testing the sensitivity of the iPhone screen with the help of a member has begun.

The debt growth has doubled. In which city was the Grail built? and :)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №52423
 27.08.2011
Call to the hospital:
Can you do a spermogram of the respiratory tract?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №52422
 27.08.2011
Announcement on the site: Yes, guys, apologize for not updating, summer is still. Soon we move to another address, expand the theme of the site, change the design and title. Wait, it will be soon.
The first comment:
Admin: I don't know

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52421
 27.08.2011
The woman, closing the note, stuck a nipple. The Darwin Prize.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №52420
 27.08.2011
Tell me in two words how you rested.
See also: BIS

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