My wife was lying in the nursery. He tells:
A girl in the room with me. She will give birth in about an hour. The battle goes on, the fighting goes on.
her husband calls and complains like this on the phone:
My back hurts, you don’t know what to do?
The girl, breaking up in a scream, cries out to the whole floor:
The idiot! It is 3.14h halfway broken!! to
Fuck, she said and sadly like her, and laughed almost herself.

Mother cooking her brother Pelmen. He tells me, "He will probably have little. Okay, I’ll do a lot more"

by Your Mother (00:11:51 26/09/2009)
Oh my God! You are the same!

The Best (00:14:39 26/09/2009)
Your own mother...

xxx: I go yesterday through the Soviet, two such drunk-boiled guys come out of the shed and see a cat quietly looking at him, then the dialogue:
If you look, go here.
Would I go crazy here?
xxx: our beast is going on so harsh that it gets even to cats =)
YYY: Did you not record their phones?
xxx is?
YYY: Yes, I have not been able to get out of the cockroach house for six months =)
xxx to))