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[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №54025
 27.09.2011
I download the classic of the cinematographer - the film "Nosferatu", Germany, year of release 1922. I was pleased with one comment:
"fuss...film-foolishness...foolishness unbearable...which is just mega-0.3 megapixel removal...I have a Siemens M65 better shot)and also in color..."

[ + 42 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54024
 27.09.2011
I have a strange acquaintance who says, “Happy Way” when washing in the toilet.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №54023
 27.09.2011
Heating has been discussed.
Rogue: Parnisha said he would be injured when minus ten
Rogue: And the physicist added - survivors

[ + 51 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54022
 27.09.2011
In Russia there are two new eternal things: the president and the mortgage.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №54021
 27.09.2011
d0lboiob: If I had such a computer, I would never get married...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №54020
 27.09.2011
Aisid: 40 years later I imagine) iPhone 45 – Apple berries again!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №54019
 27.09.2011
In Prachupkhirikhan rescued a hundred Pangolins.
Where is it??? of whom?? to

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №54018
 27.09.2011
From a conversation in the office: -Do you know why the boss chairs are so large and black? That the back creates around a person like a frame of a demotivator.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №54017
 27.09.2011
Detector: I’m really good here.
Detector: Although it was noticeably cold
Detector: The man who reads us the world economy said it is the breath of the winter session

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54016
 27.09.2011
A few days ago, a programmer came to visit me. Two men who have not known each other before. They were sitting, crawling, having fun with what the degrees called, or somehow. One designs the submarines, the other is an employee of the CUP.
Looking at them, I understood the reasons for many things.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №54015
 27.09.2011
by Vladimir 18:10:39
translation...what for gay porn has stuck me on the wall, perverse?

Serena 18:17:37
So you see the name??? A man with an Iroquois 😉
You did not like it? 😉and ((
by Vladimir 18:18:00
So I knew you had a little bit of mystery ;)
Why do you go on such websites?
I opened the link late at work, I did not expect from you so ugly
Now the sellers think I need to be careful.)
I told them this morning that if they don’t work properly, I’ll fuck them all out.
Then on the monitor burned the website.
are now afraid
The windows wipe and they look at me.

[ + 110 - ] Comment quote №54014
 27.09.2011
The girl tells the order in which she pays attention to the appearance of the guys.
D: I have shoes.
A: The bag
D: Then to Grow
D: Then on the roast
D: in the hands.
D: type there dirt should not be under the nails
D: Later on Stage
D: If it suits me.
D: I know it’s gay

[ + 53 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54013
 27.09.2011
X. It’s the first time I see so many foolish people. Imagine, after the guests cleans the spoonfuls and forks with paper...
Y. Well and what?
X is. No happiness!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №54012
 27.09.2011
Q: What do you want as a gift?

yyy: rope and soap

XXX: What kind of company?

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54011
 27.09.2011
What is the difference between a frog and a frog? The fox ruins other people’s lives because they want sex, and the fox because they don’t want it.

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54010
 27.09.2011
Disposition - I, Tavria, black terrier, winter, snow falls. I live on the mountain, it’s almost night, I just go and go no matter where, but for the company there is a dog sitting on the back seat. After 5 seconds, I realize that the mirror lights do not light and they need to be wiped out with a cloth. Since the car is not heated yet, I do not want to shut down and quietly descend from the hillside - wherever it will be, there are lighthouses. He stood, went out, went out, sat down, went out. And here, like the devil from the tobacco, a goat jumps out. That is, the documents (15 years ago, the case was, the gaez is holy, we cannot send it) and, turning the documents in your hands, cleverly asks, and why are you and the passenger changing places? Well, it was dark, well, snow, well he thought I had moved. And I hurled, what it wants, I opened the door and asked - was it transplanted? And he will see his face face in the salon who tam. Black terrier is a very black (in the dark hours of the day invisible, and at any time of the day - a large, with a speck in front of the eyes, very service and security-responsible animal) and a very negative to menta dog (not a peculiarity of the breed, namely a specific specimen). And here, the mouth of the mouth in the salon, and the mouth of his nose almost silently clutches his teeth. He quickly returned the documents and also quickly escaped from the garages. At home premiated a dog with a healthy bone - deserved
and ;)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №54009
 27.09.2011
Will the presidential election be held in early 2012?
You are what! They took place yesterday.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №54008
 27.09.2011
XXX: So is it. On the radio was the song of Zemfira - AIDS, so the host then says the type we are exclusively for a healthy lifestyle, and we advise you to listen to this song exclusively with a condom on your head.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №54007
 27.09.2011
Today the client came and stated that he wants to make a conditional-preliminary repayment of the loan. The country of zecks, bleat.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №54006
 27.09.2011
On Habrahabra comments on the topics of the interface of Windows 8, and in particular the display of the weather.

Comment 1: The city that you need to display the weather is adjusted :)
Comment 2: very well formulated =/
Comment 3: Master of Yoda)
Comments4:I showed your city weather

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