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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №36639
 27.09.2010
The high speed internet!!! to
WOW: What happened?
I put on a new series of Dr. House, I thought I would sit down to teach electromechanics while I was in Kachaeco.
I think I should go to the toilet before...
I’m coming, and she’s already jumping!! to
Do you want me to give you a diagnosis?
Oh yeah, let’s...
You’ve been in the bathroom for too long. You will never give up an electromechanic, so you will go to the army.
In the army, they love shit. And finally you’ve eaten when you complain about the high speed.
You are a chronic dolphin.
I’d say you’re right, but you’re right, snooker :)

[ + 70 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36638
 27.09.2010
In the city chat:

I went to work today and I broke one of my pants ;-).
BBB: Do you go to work in the hooks? O_O
You are going to work: O_O
GG: Are you going? O_O

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №36637
 27.09.2010
After another night trip in the train came the thought that it was time to divide the wagons into for the snoring and for the non-snoring.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №36636
 27.09.2010
XsanDr777F (23:29:32 26/09/2010)
How it is funny and stupid.

XsanDr777F (23:29:49 26/09/2010)
But I walked a spoon on our rough pearl (

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №36635
 27.09.2010
I’m going home by three aunts walking peacefully with their little sweaters. Here a cat runs. The trail, it’s clear, is behind her. Aunt in turn begins to recall her sons: Masyanya to me. Must be here. And here is the last striking voice: Anton!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №36634
 27.09.2010
The Czech restaurant Pilsner does not accept black waiters.
Because there is beer – a black goat.

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36633
 27.09.2010
Joker (13:19:14 27/09/2010)
fucking fucking
Joker (13:19:16 27/09/2010)
All the babies are terrible.
Sergey (13:19:26 27/09/2010)
E to?
Joker (13:19:36 27/09/2010)
Did I not tell you?
Joker (13:19:38 27/09/2010)
I bought glasses.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №36632
 27.09.2010
Are the lawyers familiar?
S_Style: what right interests
Conflict with the employer is what right?
S_Style : the fortress)))

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36631
 27.09.2010
Competition for the best car aerography. There is a discussion of a blue car with an aircraft depicted on it.
Comments to Photos:

1: Not very with the color of the car combines! What a wat!! to

2: and really, who guessed combining airplanes, aviation with the blue color, the color of the sky???? to
Do you even understand what you wrote? Maybe it is jealousy? Or is it a custom black piar, a competitive car? Or just a jump? Funny post in general!

3: and I have cherry cherries painted on the cherry machine. No one can see them, but they are perfectly combined with the color of the car!

4: I saw this car with cherries, it looks cool!)))))))))))))))

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №36630
 27.09.2010
From the forum about "cool numbers":
X: Even today I saw the ninth with a white print on the back of the glass—a large scorpion. Who knows what it means: small but biting, or something else?
Y: This means that the driver can’t see anyone from behind.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №36629
 27.09.2010
What do you have to do with the avatar?
Ghost: This is me
Jordan: A

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №36628
 27.09.2010
Does anyone want to buy a computer?
YYY: How much do you give?
XXX: I’ll pay for 9, but I’ll pay for 6. Giga operations, screws for 120, fourth pen, and other for two, sound and outdoors are good.
Zzzz: He is hiding something.
Yes, to hide, the power button doesn’t work.

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36627
 27.09.2010
xxx is not sleeping? What do you know about sleeping? Sleep loss is when instead of coffee you take a package of ganglions to work, you come, lock this confusion, hide it in the box of the table, it is then found by your wife working on the same job, and you, Bl", can't remember what a package of ganglions does at the table at work!!! to

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №36626
 27.09.2010
I cleaned the clothes!
We need to polish!
Meaning was *
No need to polish! 😉

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36625
 27.09.2010
She writes in aska:
Wife: I got the test yesterday to unfreeze, and it is delayed! I threw him out, and he perched! This is the second time I am in a new package. All of it is PROT and PROT.
Until tomorrow where I will put it! It will break out in the kitchen.
fucking
I am :D
You’re funny, and I’ll catch him.

[ + 54 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36624
 27.09.2010
I come to the market. In one of the tents is sold no longer as severe deficiency as a month ago, strawberries. On one window of this tent lies a kilogram package in a price of 60 rubles, on the other - exactly the same package with another figure - 85. In the same tent. I ask the seller: and what are these strawberries different from each other? Nothing, I honestly answered. Just this, cheap, remained from the previous carrier, and this, 85, was brought yesterday. But probably no one is buying it, I ask why, the seller shrugged her shoulders. Take to. And a lot? This one, 60 and this one, 85. Which would you take yourself? Of course, at 60, she replied without thinking. What am I, fool, what am I? Do you explain to customers that there is no difference between them? So nobody asks if she was surprised by my sleepy naivety.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №36623
 27.09.2010
What, did you do the drawing?
Day: She and you?
Tomorrow I will be fucking all night.
Day: When will you do the drawing?? to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №36622
 27.09.2010
XXX: A little bit more
YYY: A bit of it?
XXX: Have patience. Photoshop is not a member, it does not get up quickly

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №36621
 27.09.2010
I would take a picture of my camera lying on a bowl, but the camera is lying on a bowl.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №36620
 27.09.2010
111: He fought with him
222 What is it?and (
111: Yes, I asked constantly to take somewhere, then to a friend, then to the store, so I go to work.
Chapter 111: You Were Gone
222: Ahha, what’s so rough???
111: Well not quite so said, it looked like "Little, please forgive me, I am very, very busy, helping my mom. And in general, today I got sick, the fever... well, well, don’t get angry, crap, of course, I’ll take away, but don’t get offended, I’m at your disposal...
111: But you thought about yourself "You Achilles Choli?and "

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