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[ + 41 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №118860
 27.09.2015
The best tactic is to ignore the idiots.
A great quote. Who is the author?
Imagine that they do not exist.
Who is the author?
and continue to live.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №118859
 27.09.2015
XXX: Andrei Anatolich, where to hit the spikes?
YYY: In the flange!
XXX is self-reliant! Where to Pick?? to

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №118858
 27.09.2015
The husband gave a busy compliment today: “All but me are the men in the world who are losers – they don’t have you!”

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №118857
 27.09.2015
My wife is my strictest and most impartial critic. Whatever I write, whatever I say, whatever I do, she will surely say encouragingly, “Some... shit.”

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №118856
 27.09.2015
About cashew nuts (in raw form poisonous):

XXX: I wonder who thought it. A couple of centuries ago, a man decided to try to eat raw nuts, almost dying. He decided it was a challenge, and began to look for ways to eat this devil nuts?

Yyy: Also, as someone decided to catch pets, eat unknown plants and cultivate them, use the stone as a universal tool and breathe fire.
Oh, funny, but what if I spend my time on a dangerous hunt that will help me in the future!

zzz: Millions of years of evolution. Plants and animals adapt to different conditions, grow thorns, produce poison so that they are not eaten by any other animal. And then a man appears and begins to eat everything in a row. And what is poisonous or dangerous is called delicacies.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №118855
 27.09.2015
That’s how my childhood passed, I cut off – I put on a paddle, burned a delicious resin and ran to throw aerosols into the fire.
And the goal I had was to "bubble" and not to get accidentally under the supervision of an adult.

ZZZ to UGU. Men are randomly surviving boys.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №118854
 27.09.2015
I bought the dishes:
Thank you for your interest in the online store.
Your order has been received and will be processed after confirmation of payment.
Method of payment: Payment upon delivery.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №118853
 27.09.2015
In one of the forums about Google search problems:

Blocks and blocks, I don’t know why. What I just didn’t do, even the man called – so it didn’t work.
and short. Google for the weak, real men ask the clear

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №118852
 27.09.2015
It is known that the formation of the cortex of the large hemispheres of the brain - namely, it is the "location of the personality" - has a huge influence on the development of fine motorics of the fingers (that is why the child must definitely draw, glue, sew, etc.). P is. The leading, background type of this motorics is now writing skills. Meanwhile, the current schoolchildren are likely to be the last generation who can write letters on paper (or on the walls of the elevator); the next generation will not even "tap the key and click the mouse", but simply dictate the computer - which is called without attaching hands. Consequently, their brains will inevitably be arranged somewhat differently – in the very real sense; and there are serious grounds to suspect that these brains will eventually be noticeably more primitive than the present ones. It may, of course, be for the better (“Blessed are the poor in spirit...”), but somehow it is... offensive...

Kirill Yeskov

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №118851
 27.09.2015
In 2016, Tatiana Ovsijenko will be 50 years old. Time is flying...

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №118850
 27.09.2015
<@Snegovik> is a good guy
<@Snegovik> does anyone have five million in gift to me?
<@Snegovik> well or exchange for thanks
<@Snegovik> sorry, the cat ran through the keyboard

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №118849
 27.09.2015
Whoever, no matter what he told you, how much he caught, shot, won, earned, drove, boldly divides it into two.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №118848
 27.09.2015
Why does my smartphone, made to serve humans, respond to touching a cat’s legs?

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №118847
 27.09.2015
I can't find a building fan, I call a friend.

X: Hi, did I accidentally give you a building fan?

Y: No, I didn’t know you had it.

X: I feel like you know right now.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №118846
 27.09.2015
Here is the key phrase!

"I don’t work on a specialty because I didn’t set a goal for myself at first".

To what extent was it then necessary to study, to occupy someone else's place, in vain to spend the money that the state allocated to make an engineer appear in the country? Maybe someone who wants to build bridges, cars, airplanes, got to the university?

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №118845
 27.09.2015
He treats me like a deer. Type of Utopia. And I am so dumb in the needles. and dwarf.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №118844
 27.09.2015
The president should be shown on television every day so that the people don’t think he’s escaped.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №118843
 27.09.2015
The Chocolate

Habit already to this (I want to write to our site), decided to share.

I read the sad story of a 6-year-old boy who was looking for money under the benches in the park to cure his father from drunkenness. Well, and the comment there was one evil person. About that it doesn’t happen. I remembered my own.

It was before March 8. I went with my wife to the shopping center. She wanted to give a gift to her close friends. Tea + chocolate + original packaging. He chooses, he chooses. I just look at tea. I see a boy 7-8 years old. The appearance is very... Well, like an oppressor. And a look. Evaluation and study. He got closer to the door. Not because I wanted to catch in case, no. On the contrary, do not let go, in order to avoid clashes and problems.
He stands and looks. very calmly. And I look at him. I see trousers, which are released three times per height, a coat with short sleeves, wool folds from scratched folds. It was a hat in which three brothers grew up. All washed for N-three times, smoothed. Self is clean. Look calm, confident and adult.
And I see that he is not going to steal anything. He just...eats. Eating with eyes. He won’t be able to buy this cracked chocolate, allegedly handmade. Not white, not black, not milk. He just breathed it.
It was fucking. He goes out of the store, I say, wait. He stopped, looking calmly, manly. So he asks. I say, let me give you it. He immediately understood what I was talking about. – I don’t know. I bought the chocolate and gave it to him. He put his hand in his pocket, extending his hand:
and thanks.
I looked at him and saw that he was going home and bringing a gift to his mother and sister for March 8.
He went and smiled like a happy man who found what he was looking for. Small and bright.
be happy.

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №118842
 27.09.2015
Andrei Nelyov was arrested for bribery of 500,000. Given that for 7 billion Vasilyev received 2.5 years, he will get no less than 10 years. In Russian justice reverse proportionality - the more the stolen the less the term. A bribe of 10,000 is punished with life imprisonment - so that the prices do not fall, damn!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №118841
 27.09.2015
You haven’t been calling or writing for a long time. How does it?
Not bad, short film, here I watched.
yyy: "28 minutes of vacation"

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