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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №108652
 28.01.2015
Why a non-working woman is called a housewife, and not a working man is called unemployed.
Because the unemployed woman is doing the house, and the unemployed man, mostly, is waiting for the woman to come and work.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №108651
 28.01.2015
Yy: I am standing near the business center, smoking. Near the car, people unload the furniture, they come in, it seems. Probably one of their bosses:
If you smoke, discharge it.
Do you use Skype?
and yes. and what?
Not in that window.
He threw a puddle into the urn and went into the office.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №108650
 28.01.2015
aaa: 1.5 ltpa of pure spit + 3 ltpa of compot and at the time = cpuche does not occur.
Vodka is evil! Spirits too. I clean my mouse.
Ccc: You probably have a bad mouse. and :)

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