The New Year Formula:
I am not going with you.
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I do not drink.
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I do not eat sex.
Dr. Zoldberg
VS> There is a company SVEN. Many of its products are made in Zeleka. Especially the subwoofer. I am very pleased. One disadvantage that I noticed is that in the Bach organ fuge the "re minor" notation of the Fa subcontracts slightly "flaps".
The color of your eyes?
Yyy: blue, and when I cuddle the green...
When do you really want it? The red?:D
Sophia :D/-<
“Let the longing of the gods pass by us: their love is terrible and dangerous.”
I read it three times before I understood it.
Yesterday, a professor reading a lecture on infectious diseases, issued:
And blondes are generally a way of delivering biological weapons!
On the vacancies website:
"Successful employees are provided with health insurance"
Failed people are thrown off the rock. O_O
Conversation between two programmers:
Are you leaving on time today?
2nd Debt
Like nothing has collapsed.
Spit through the left shoulder
1. knock on a tree
Anything in our profession can help.
I have been in medicine for 12 years. Oh, get me moderator Bash...
...and when the predecessor put me in the account of the And I wrote the name of the object there, and I tried to fix it, saying "the subject is called the processing of discreet information, not the processing of discreet information."
He opened his eyes and asked "and you are not FIT?"
I am "and why is this not a 411 audience?"
In the end, they both cheated until he offered to count it as an annual special course.
I work as a realtor.
A call from the buyer
I: Goodbye
She: you have an apartment for sale like this please tell the exact address 26 or 27 house
I will clarify and call you again.
Call the owner.
Please specify your home number.
It is: 26
I: Thank you very much
Calling the Buyer
I: Hi, I have specified the address of this 26 house
She: You know me the number of home does not say anything!!! What color is green or brown?? to
Calling the owner
Hello again, sorry but don't tell me what color the house is (I speak through wild rust)
Give her that green (also through wild rust)
It would be nothing, but I didn’t tell him that the buyer was a woman!! to
xxx (22:34:12 18/01/2008)
with your picture frightened 2 friends, one girl and her young nephew to tears brought
xxx (22:34:29 18/01/2008)
I no longer send.
xxx (22:34:52 18/01/2008)
They promised to go on a meeting.
yyy (22:34:41 18/01/2008)
and ROFL
Yesterday I noticed that the cat on the command: "Kubble!!!" Automatically cancels the last movement in space
Fuck, I am a fool!! I bought a new refrigerator, the temperature can be displayed there.. put in the freezer -18, after an hour decided to check if the sticker had to be pulled out of the shelf...
“Mom and Dad, Oleg and I don’t live together. This morning he came to me to help kill the spider and accidentally left his toothbrush, all his clothes and furniture.
XXX: I remember the FD. In Nagintsk, the electricity market passed by the lamp on the clumps and the jobnulsa atut with the butt of the appeton. It is in the radius of the meter.)
XXX: The Pony of Pony)
XXX: Everyone was scared, and I was intrigued. I thought I was going to be a doctor, and the cock became a dalbayop*)))
KTA is very noticeable!
When I was standing at the closed sberbank I periodically printed the balance of the credit card, I was looked at as a fool. But when no one had the clock and one of these losers asked about the same time... And when I, once again, printed the balance... all the others felt like unintentional fools!
taken from one of the forums
Sorry for the off-top: Is Linux put on a simple XP wire or is it a special wire?? to
In the morning of Ash
XZ: Where were you last night?
Misanthrope: It’s a fucking shit, Alyssa... I’m drunk.
by xz :D
XZ: I hope you’ll be in the next 3 hours?
Misanthrope: hz... I’m leaving, I’ll be back in half an hour and then I’ll be back.
parade:)xz: for the mineral 7 ))))
Misanthrope: well type of that))) on the passport focus))))
An excerpt from the story of the iPhone:
The study of the high-frequency characteristics of the phone required a model of a human head filled with gelatin to mimic the brain inside.
Steve Jobs knows people better than they know themselves.
The Pipet! Work, in the room where the tech support sits, we put a camera so that we don’t sleep, don’t chew, and don’t smoke at work. Now the general manager can at any time from home see what we are doing here. I’t be surprised if they started broadcasting it on the company’s website, and then even text voting was launched, like whom to expel!=)