<Infron> The Sun
<NewKsu> Yes?)
<Infron> Has nothing changed there?
<NewKsu> No, and what should be changed?)
<Infron> Or I went here on Facebook... and there... "Kseniya blinked to You. About 1 year ago"
<Infron> is not...
<NewKsu> :D

XXX: Serge, save me As soon as I connect the wireless to the server, the mouse is cut off. I turned it all over)
YYY: Has the interruptor tried to move?

X: Do you have a neighbor?
YYY: There is, from above. Fuck and more.
xxx: Master on all hands with a perforator?
Yyy: No, I just got to call at night and ask to turn off the music.

I will have such a wedding for you! Even your grandmother will get up and dance!
Friend: This is a very terrible affair...
I: Why is it? It is fun!
Friend: Not at all. My grandmother died a year ago.

In the cafe, the first date of a guy and girl:
Is Laura your full name?
The girl: yes
How is it reduced? How can I call you?
You can call me as you like.
The guy: Okay! I will call you Jack.

XHH: We submit the drawings for inspection. He accepts a wicked man. Danny’s turn is coming. Approaching the inspector, he begins to open a tube with a sad face.
XXX: The inspector is not the right drawing! The one in shock, only the tubus opened not even got the time...
XXX: Day stood standing, looking at the gloves on the table lying. Takes it, throws it into the tubus, closes it and shakes with all his strength. He opens up and says "Corrected!"
The only one left with the fifth...

I guessed the algorithm for the appearance of spontaneous insult in women! If the conversation begins to develop not as the woman wants (not because she mentally planned or there were facts that she did not know by ignorance) - instantaneous resentment and discontinuation of the conversation with going to another room / hanging a tube.

XXX: Just one album! Why is he so heavy? Because it is metal. of heavy metal.

Strong nerves and selective taste for you, men. Do not forget to educate your children carefully.
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Thank you dear girl. You have restored my faith in humanity.

Payment portal of the Russian Post

skiv: # err 12:30 muzhchina unas obed;

The Russian keyboard layout is unthinkable. A lot of problems with mistakes due to the neighborhood of some keys. The multi-suffering Orehovo-Huevo is just one example.
And recently in the allods he wrote: Dagi fucked up! Funny, you will understand.

With such an arrangement, the friendship of peoples will not soon be built.

xxx: You know, I learned remotely through a mobile outlet to restart my computer at work!
YYY: And how do you do it? A special letter?
XXX: No, it is normal. In the Sapport. Restart my computer.

xxx: came to us Kyrgyz promoter to arrange. I wonder who worked before? The Managing. In the Aasan. The Governor? What did he govern? With carriages!
yyy: bggg =) the department of light transport.
XXX is not a department. The Department!

I got such a cute hentai today.
Are you watching hentai?
No, but only today. But he is cute...)
Look at it, you sit down :)
xxx: you what, why do I have this painted mud? I prefer real life.
Look at the porn.

<xxx> Something I Slept and I Dreamed of Crocodiles
<xxx> awakened - and here is a cruel reality
<xxx> sent everything to the hell and went to look up the crocodiles.

And they say that in the Union did not know the technique to do. Tagged with "Awesome Cook"
More than 20 years failed, installed batteries and everything works)
This was done before things for decades, and now "high-tech fence" the term of its warranty + a month will work out and the...
P.S You can ride in the subway, break patterns)))

Mind: Some organizations have a server corner... and an administrator...

After the release of the 6 Heroes, I realized that the 4 heroes were not that shit.

My sister told me that she was staying alone at night and watched a Japanese horror story about another horrible girl. Just asleep, there is a penetrating cell phone call and the voice of a little girl at that end: Well you are somewhere... it turned out that the child was not there. I would have slept with my eyes open tonight.

I mean in the store. Nearby, in a line, two women stand, and one of them on emotion tells the incident that happened to her. At the end of the day, he added, “And none of them came in!!!". At this point, an elderly intelligent man approaches her, takes off his hat and says, "Maybe my heh will suit you?"