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[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №38032
 28.10.2010
Comments on the trailer of the film "Faster" (In localization "Faster than bullets")

Why "Faster than _ball_"
WOW: Because "Faster, h*li" sounds too obscene!

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №38031
 28.10.2010
Oh, I am a fool!
Tagged: UGU
Oh you are shit!! to

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №38030
 28.10.2010
It was a bad idea - during her monthly girlfriend tell her "Aha, everything is clear. You have a scratch! andquot;

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №38029
 28.10.2010
Krissti (12:11:05 28/10/2010)
I have a colleague at work who is taking driving lessons. Instructor of Oret. He decided to educate him. is left. He says:"You know, we have some strange relationships." The instructor is confused... "It happens that you call me silly for my money for some reason. It’s a mistake")) I was raised. The instructor recalled

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №38028
 28.10.2010
The brother asked to sit with the tribe a day while he was in the country. Tribe for 6 years. We look at him "SimpleQuashino", the very beginning of the moment about "collabs on the tongue". And then the tribe cried out, "Uncle Cyrus, why turn the sandwich when there is a bride?" Yes, fast foods have ruined us.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №38027
 28.10.2010
I approach today after work to the entrance, I see a neighbor standing with a baby 2 - 3. I say hello, that is all. They live on the 1st floor, and I am on the 2nd, of course I miss them in front, the baby slowly rises up and sings. And here on the pitch I overtake them, and quickly begin to climb higher... And here... This little boy, with almost the same pace, begins to rise up after me with his childly words "-Dad...". It touched and frightened...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №38026
 28.10.2010
Andrei: Even knowing a little of Latin, you can even call a banal "coating in the nose" a smart "intranasal palpation"

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №38025
 28.10.2010
XXX: We finally got the roofs from the windows at work!!! to
Amnesty to Amnesty?

[ + 88 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №38024
 28.10.2010
I bought the juice today. He is so sweet and tasty. Do you drink blue beer when you have ohuen juice?

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №38023
 28.10.2010
Why do women not get twice as excited as their breasts?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №38022
 28.10.2010
Col, and what do you do in the album "Favourite Places" photo of my ass and boobs?

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №38021
 28.10.2010
by Elmer:
I am a funny funny brunette height 162 eyes brown I am 14 I like to walk with friends a little drink and smoke

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Strangely you measure growth in your eyes. 162 eyes... You’re probably very tall.

[ + 82 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №38020
 28.10.2010
Improved by Suki!!!! to
As long as it has been done (
What is Tech Support?
Talk fucking to no one.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №38019
 28.10.2010
Anna21: Happy Birthday dear!) I wish you have what those who have us have!

Vikusik: A member of what?

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №38018
 28.10.2010
I want sushi!!! to
Eat a snack and don’t get tired! :D

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №38017
 28.10.2010
I have a dog. and chao-chao An intelligent, cultural and educated dog. Before that, even the food on the floor, which is not intended for him, will never take.
Here somehow...
I go home after work. With a bag. The rest of the lunch in the bag. I say goodbye to the dog, put my bag on the floor and go to the bathroom for 10 minutes. I go back, I see, the dog eats my dry (!). I, making a very strict and vicious appearance, begin to insult her. The dog looks at it with an abomination, but continues to eat the dry. I turn around. I look at the bag. The bag is broken. On top is a bunch of dry food. I have been :-)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №38016
 28.10.2010
And why didn’t Andrew get it? Third time already.
It is PPC wrong.
He has to scratch his ass. When he calls, he means to the other end of the city, to one, the one on his behalf goes to the other, so that he travels by the tram to the third. And he sits on the subway, comes to Andrew and tries to scratch his ass with a vacuum cleaner, and misses and gets in the eye.
WOW: About something like this is written in the evo proga) questions?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №38015
 28.10.2010
She is:
Well say. What emotions you have caused in our communication. Only in detail. Not good phrases.
He is:
tremors on the skin, accelerated heart rhythm, excitement in the head, nipples stand

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №38014
 28.10.2010
And what about the emo-asphalt knee? =) is

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №38013
 28.10.2010
I am willing to do anything for money. Let’s go down and see the limits of my capabilities"Coi(c)

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