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[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55606
 28.10.2011
The State Institution. As is often the case with retirees. In principle, not a bad man, but the military past makes sense. It hangs not only the office, but also the computer consumers, and even the periphery. Therefore, somewhere he broke out an ancient booklet on the "EVM", read it to the hole, and strictly demands compliance with the terminology. Now, to get a new mouse from him, you need to write a statement in 2 copies, requesting to issue a "optical manipulator" type of "mouse". Keyboard - a device for text data input, a printer - a device for text data output, a cartridge - a switching unit for text data output, a bulb - a mobile information carrier. You say, the accounting...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №55605
 28.10.2011
My brother, after yesterday.
You got yesterday: “Let’s smoke, the grass is unscathed, let’s smoke again,” and in an hour, in full seriousness, “Oh! Where did you come from?"

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №55604
 28.10.2011
He: I will go to save a man’s life, to save his virginity, otherwise he will just be you.
She : How? Do you cover your poop?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №55603
 28.10.2011
I was walking in the street today and a strange old lady came with me. I still can’t get rid of the feeling that if I continued to talk to her, she would definitely give me a quest!! to

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №55602
 28.10.2011
Cunick: The scientist told a stunning story. Everyone who studies in postgraduate studies has heard of such an institution as the VAK - the Higher Assessment Commission. It affirms all kinds of educational standards in science and checks candidate and doctoral studies on "left".

cunick: In the years of the USSR, the abbreviation was the same, but the commission was called not "higher", but "all-Union". And there was, in those transitional years, one graduate student who, when he heard that the commission would be renamed. He thought it was - all-Union, it will be (probably) - Russian. What to write on documents? He called the reception room to clarify. Next conversation: -Good morning, I was a graduate student wanted to ask one thing. Did it really become cancer?

Cunick: We stand in this position.
and #65279;

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №55601
 28.10.2011
She ordered her clothes via the internet.
Is it possible to wear clothes via the internet?
E-mails come and go through the disc.
Admin in attempts: the server hangs, who downloaded the double-bed sofa?! to

[ + 58 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55600
 28.10.2011
The question of the seven-year-old son: "Mommy, why were police garbage called mints before?", brought me into a prolonged stupor, to be honest...

[ + 54 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55599
 28.10.2011
No, I am, of course, lazy too... But when you broke the fence because you were lazy to paint it, I realized I had a place to grow!

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №55598
 28.10.2011
XHH: Now the former classmate writes, saying, there is an urgent question, should I call? I said, call me, of course. She asks the number. I tell him. She came out of the ass, and throws a sms, like the subscriber has no money, call him again.
XHH: It’s been 10 minutes... she really had an urgent question?

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №55597
 28.10.2011
XXX: Command to all
I live with my mom XD
XXX: It doesn’t bother.
Yyy: It doesn’t stop my mom from giving me a lace.
zzz: to beer leach - Ahuyenen
ZZZ: The Golden Mom

[ + 51 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55596
 28.10.2011
Phelicia is! Tagged philanthropy philanthropy philanthropy

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №55595
 28.10.2011
Technical Wardrobe
This is not my jacket.
In the boundaries of error, it is yours, it cannot be absolutely accurate.

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55594
 28.10.2011
The most deadly thing to get rid of coughing, you need to take a sheep's grandmother with you. O_O

I was thrown out of the store =D

The grandmother is the first joint from the finger of the chewing. It is a game for babies. The jargon name of money came from here. of children’s wealth.
With this level of education, soon the sky will be shamefully called blue, and the weather will be humid.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №55593
 28.10.2011
In fact, Heracles was a student, and his 12 feats in 5 years are: entrance, 9 sessions, gosses and diploma.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №55592
 28.10.2011
In the evening after a hard working day, sitting in a subway car, I caught myself thinking that I felt absolutely an elderly pregnant passenger with children O_o

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №55591
 28.10.2011
We take two liters of cognac, add a tablespoon of Fairy..." - shoot.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №55590
 28.10.2011
I agreed with the cat - if it does not sit in the wrong places, then I let it on the balcony. Apparently it works, thinking of himself as a newly cooked Puppetchev went out onto the balcony and understood what the joke was about... I will kill the fox!

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55589
 28.10.2011
Lutik: what is it?
FivE: Your cat was walking around me asking for a sausage, didn't wait, went to the kitchen. I go in, he puts the cabbage cabbage under the table. I told you that your favourite is CAZEL, not a cat 😉

[ + 73 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55588
 28.10.2011
I think that soon for the fight against pedophiles in Russia will be banned children. Simple and fast. There are no children, no pedophiles. A radical and final decision.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №55587
 28.10.2011
After the sex:
He is Foucault
She is tired?
He is: Aha Have you... rested?

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