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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №157103
 28.10.2021
I never liked Frodo. Selfish and superstitious, fu.



Yyy: It’s in the movie he’s displayed like this. It is different in the book.



He’s normal in the movie too. And all this of his aggression and the rest, it was because of the ring, Sam understood it, so he continued to endure it.



Zzz: In many families, the same shit is due to the ring. How do you start to live, normal like a hobbit, and then start... Bring me a fish, bring a stolen one, why do we only have sushi? I need more of my charms! Ukrainians, my youth is Ukrainians! And that is all.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №157102
 28.10.2021
Xxx: Hey, and I recently dreamed that I was on a business trip with a very nice male colleague. And for some reason we were given one room for two in the hotel, thank God, that with different beds. And here's the thing for the evening, the guy begins to be interesting to me so sticky, and like this my baby doesn't mind.

But home is a husband, children, 13 years of happy marriage, and all that.

I rush, think, and suddenly falls out - yes, what if it's a dream? I have such.

In dreams, you can even sneak.



But how do I know if I dream of this situation, or does it really happen?

I start to think logically – if I’m on a business trip, then in which city are we? I do not remember. How did you get there, by plane or by train? I do not remember...

And what in general can be a trip with an ordinary pharmacy employee?! to



Wow, it is a dream!! to

They chased!



YYY: The Fool!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №157101
 28.10.2021
People used to be simpler, but now they are more primitive.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №157100
 28.10.2021
The gasterbiters.

In 2007, I built a house in the village. The foundation was made by a brigade of prorabs, three Tajiks and two Russians. Then in the village with the finished concrete was deaf, so the prorab decided to mix it manually. In total, it was necessary to calculate about 26 cubic meters on the plate, and fill it immediately, without breaks for the night. It started at 8 a.m. and ended heroically at 11 a.m. Work hell, of course, under 70 tons to drag in four. One smoothed, carried the water (the barrel was exhausted quite quickly), two were mixed in two concrete mixers, two were driven by cars. After the flooding, we agreed to work for two weekends. The next day at lunch, I call him to see if the workers are alive. He says that the Russians yesterday after work took a whistle and are still asleep, can not get up. Well, the work act was done, forgive me.
And Tajik, I ask how?
"And the Tajiks," he replies, got up at 8 in the morning and asked not to waste time while the weekend, the neighbor's fence is placed.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №157099
 28.10.2021
They graduate from our universities, and then go to themselves and buy Oxford and Harvard diplomas.

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