AAA: It is that the first all-Russian rally of deceived partisans is taking place in Moscow.
The Loch Parade?

Most girls during sex will stand, scream a name or something like "Faster/Lower"
and only my screams "ai cocoon!"

I came here once to a friend's sister to fix her computer (no, she wasn't a blonde, but she wasn't in the compass at all). I start asking how. Speaking is not included. Absolutely by. I hit the button, it doesn’t actually turn on. I open the lid and the pillow falls on me! oh, I am with round eyes on no, and in convulsions I ask:
Is she there?? to
And it was too loud, so I decided to put a noise insulation.
My thoughts caught me for a long time...

To get an iPhone to a manager in Butovo is like wearing a ring for Frodo.

The visible eye will see.

WTF
Why is a mouse faster than an elephant?

Warlord
Is she on a bicycle?

WTF
and!!!! to

WTF
How do you know if there is a mouse in the refrigerator without opening it?

Warlord
A bicycle next to him.

WTF
I guessed!!! to

WTF
Who comes first, the elephant or the mouse?

Warlord
An elephant, a mouse in the fridge?

WTF
and!!!! to

WTF
The Cappuccino!!! to

WTF
How did you guess?? to

Today on the street, a 11-12 year old guy asked me:
Are you playing in counter?
– No
You don’t have a comp!? to

I walked down the street yesterday, a 45-50-year-old aunt approaches and asks:

No smoking is found?
I do not smoke, I answer.
My aunt looked at me so deeply and said:
The youth has gone!! to

Did you go to Potter?
and AGA.
And how?
- Well, how to say... You know, there are people who come to the session and ruin everyone's mood. Well, there is no rubbish on the subject, comments, packs are scratched, chips are crushed, and so on.
I hate such idiots. I would kill Nash!
So here is. This time it seemed to be us. I was really scared to get out of the room. I was sure the kids would beat us.

I saw a photo of Haratiyan, and this Baturina turned out to be...

The Automotive Forum. How to earn a car:

Now we will show you how to significantly save on the purchase of a car for this we invite Sergey and Vasily. To Sergey we will give a three hundred gram bowl with red ivory for 220 hryvnia, and to Vasily a three hundred gram bowl with cabbage ivory for 6 hryvnia, and we will ask the boys to eat everything. Five hours later the guys went to the toilet – and we’ll see what happened: Sergey had an unexpected result – the red caviar turned into a shit, let’s see what happened to Vasily: mind me! The same shit! If there is no difference, why pay more?
It turns out, buying every day a bowl of cabbage caviar, instead of red - you will save 214 hryvnia daily, that is, following a simple arithmetic for a year, you will save 78 110 hryvnia, and this is already a small Peugeot 107. So the choice is up to you: eat a red caviar and get a shit, or eat a caviar and get a pejo!!! Save on the cabbage!! to

The case was in the camp, 8 years ago. The man was washed in this way: he will grab water in his hands and quickly rub on the fucker.
As we stand in the morning, we wash and he is here... he gets water in his hands and... ahahahahahah!! to
"I have broken my nose!!!!and "

She is:
I really want to sleep with you under the same blanket now... so that you can press me to you and sweetly tap my ear.

He is:
It would be wonderful

He is:
We’t fall asleep soon...I know so many anecdotes))

This feeling, which "Galaxy" was filmed by the Russians:
Repair the hyperspace engine.
Give me the key to 14.

Wow, a guy who has a friend who was asked to print an animated emoji...
So here...
tell him that today my acquaintance complained that some kind of acne was tortured for half an hour on the subject, why not in the sale of animated paper...

The dog is that.
The dog is a bull.
The dog is Scottish.
Each one is a terrier.

He has a head.
and the eyes,
The feet tremble in the wind:
Practically a little ro.

The bull has two cheeks
attached to the head.
As a good self,
In general, a pig is a pig.

Scotch is a funny dog.
The profile looks like a hat.
Mordor on the brick.
The fire is over.

Reading the Abyss here, I periodically encountered tricks about women painting with their mouths open, and even the zombie fighter seemed to slip through.
I am reporting.
If you paint with a suspended mouth, a whole group of facial muscles are relaxed, and the eyelids do not shake.
This is information for reflection. No need to publish.

Do you think you are smarter than a tropical macaca?
Try to open the coconut.

To my outrage, wherever the socks go - I live alone, one good acquaintance finally replied: "Their Sir Max of Echo tires."

Valerious: Are you my friend?? to
Rin to KMM. How to see
Valerious: Tell me... the green dress... it doesn’t fill me?
Rin: honest or pleasant?
Valerious: to be honest! I am always for the truth!! to
Rin: not a drop.
Valerious: Fouououh, thank God for it!!!)))
Rin: You are filled with brides for the night, sitting life and beer.
Rin: If you weren’t such a cow, you’d be just a builder.
Rin: still for the truth?

They say: "beats, it means loves..."Sunny, I’ll give you one day, so I’ll...