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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №73525
 28.11.2012
Listened to me in the metro today. Mother says to her daughter:
Only that no economist or lawyer. Find an engineer. Even if there is a man in the house!"

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №73524
 28.11.2012
“The human race should not keep all its eggs in the same basket, or, in other words, on the same planet.”

I would love to take my eggs, say, to Mars. Further from here...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №73523
 28.11.2012
in the corporate mail of the company

Viktor: Good morning colleagues,

Yesterday opened the castle and I am looking for a master / company that can put a new one. If you have any contacts please share.

P.s Interesting thing all interrupted, and the money was not taken... although the wallet was opened it is visible...
Per anyone knows why such hackers break the lock 

thanks

They are good hackers. They showed vulnerability to be fixed.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №73522
 28.11.2012
x: the chat wanted a cabbage cabbage, until it wrote something :)) I bought a bowl, I will eat it soon :))
Y: The cabbage-shell iron looks like you’re not okay.
XZ: I have to check.
Y: I’t think and immediately went to the cabbage-icrolog.
X: The Icropathologist
Y: Well, if necessary, you will be sent to him by the Icrologist.
y: for Icrotherapy
X: on Icophoresis
y: but in any case - first to the icrologist on the icrography
X: MB will pass. I drink ibuprofen.
y: ah, so dependent and become
Y: and there is icofrenia
X: Icophilia
Y: Icrophilia you already have, by all symptoms
y: and Icrophilic Icrofrenesis
Y: Icromancy is not a joke.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №73521
 28.11.2012
– Listen, San, do you have something to do tomorrow that you’re going to miss a couple?
“Yes, fucking, his business is bed tourism!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №73520
 28.11.2012
I recently understood. What an impasse. Once, when I still lived with the girls, I decided to make a purple, and there was no bite for potatoes. Well, I thought: why toss after, if you can crush the potatoes in advance, and then cook it. Lost in the terracotta. This starch mutation then blackened in the refrigerator for 3 weeks, the virgins pressed me to throw out the Stranger, or he will stick and swallow our faces at night))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №73519
 28.11.2012
XHH: Contact negatively affects my study
Added a lecturer to friends
xxx: in his interests "kiss on the escalator", and in his favorite films "rush to love"
How to get yourself to go to his lectures now (

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №73518
 28.11.2012
My husband formed up as an IP. I understand his paperwork.

I: Have you taken the executive director? A salary of 30,000?
The husband: Yes.
I: And what, do you pay him the salary directly?! to
He pays for himself, he is an adult.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №73517
 28.11.2012
ZZZ (15:24:58 28/11/2012)
And I thought he was 20 years old and took him and blinded him.
I know all his facial expressions.
All four

YYY (15:27:13 28/11/2012)
What do these expressions mean?

ZZZ (15:30:13 28/11/2012)
I want to eat 1.
I want sex 2.
Let’s go and play Heroes.
Something is knocking in my machine again.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №73516
 28.11.2012
In the tanks:
Title: AC/DC Rulets
Tagged: truck
XXX is meant?
Tagged: rule
I don't know who this truck is and I'm kidding, AC/DC is more cool

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №73515
 28.11.2012
I work in network, I meet a lot of pearls. For example, today, I announce my surname for the exam, a guy jumps up and tells me that a guy with this surname will be late very much, because of the fact. His wife is giving birth. The expression of his face was invaluable when I showed him his own photo under his last name in the document. XD is

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №73514
 28.11.2012
Title of the news "In the case of «Obronservisa» appeared new episodes"
Comment to Article:
Uriah to Uriah! The new episodes!The first season is awesome!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №73513
 28.11.2012
ARAHANA
Dary
Will we mark the end of the world?

A-SIM
Do you believe in him?

ARAHANA
No is

ARAHANA
I don’t believe in Santa Claus, but it’s not a reason not to celebrate the New Year.

[ + 42 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73512
 28.11.2012
YYY: I wrote a report on my missing cold.
Not to validate
One of them was one who ran once in a year.
I promised some evidence, but it’s shit.
So coming out after my couple, she complained to her peers that in Russia the level of education is falling and smart people are not needed by anyone.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №73511
 28.11.2012
Comments under photo of the car on a very low profile tire:
HH: Where is the resin?
In the gardens :)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №73510
 28.11.2012
We play with a guy in the minecraft, it became boring, disconnected from the server. Writing later
I just wanted to write that the shift can be done with love, and you went out... fucked the fence :(

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №73509
 28.11.2012
Another old woman in the department was stifled with the prosphere given by the priest. The sisters complained to the manager. He wrote a polite letter to the priest in which he reminded that “the Body of Christ is not part of the purple diet.”

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №73508
 28.11.2012
I sit like this, the night, the light cut off, I rewrite, I try to find the letters on the key.... and such a deadly voice: I LOVE YOU....." I almost fell from the chair..... the daughter from under the blanket is trying to communicate....

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №73507
 28.11.2012
Ravox: Yesterday I washed a cup at work. For the first time in four months. Not only is she transparent, not even mine. Now I don’t know how to mess it back so that they don’t get picked up and where to look for it.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №73506
 28.11.2012
XXX is the apocalypse. Have you bought another church candle?
YYY: I am a Muslim. I do not need to waste money. I’m going to scream allahu akbar. We always do this when something is wrong.

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