Man is fired. The director puts an extreme signature on the round sheet. The man taking the paper says:
- You know, Mikhail Petrovich, but in the Middle Ages you would not have lived a few days?
Why is?
Because then the pirates were immediately burned on the fire.

<Dima_server2> No, Mishan, you are not right at all ) Strings it is convenient, and breathes everything )
<kaivolker>... I didn’t know you were breathing this.

I want to confess. I think I’m the brother of that guy with dollars.

A few years ago I dreamed of a motorcycle – put off, borrowed, bought for 10,000 and in three weeks there was a sale and it was only worth 8.
Then I got to work in a good office, where there were normal conditions and salaries. Two months later came the masks-show, the entire "top" was placed or heavily fined.
Two and a half years ago, I began to think how good it would be to gather friends, and next year, in the fall, with a large crowd, to organize a motorcycle race around the country, to go to Crimea for a month... And Crimea no longer belongs to my country.
Two and a half years ago, checked a good deal with real estate for a couple with a comrade, he asked what is better for you to pay - in hryvnia or dollars, because of this. They counted on us and that and that. I decided the grills, tk. He had to repair his house and had to buy a lot of materials. Literally a couple of months later, the hryvnia rose to 12, then to 16, and then generally to 30. I have never bought any building materials.
A year ago, one of my acquaintances called to Hungary or Germany, to choose. International company, good position, living conditions, prospects to quickly get a residence permit, move a family. He began to learn the language, prepared the documents, began to undermine all the affairs at home, and then it turned around, all Europe is unstable.

I have two questions, guys.
1) What else should I mention?
Brother with Dollars, find yourself!! to

What a tolerant tiger.
The love of evil...

Applicants of the Institute of Hydrodynamics named after Lavrentiev.
- "Mom, I decided to go to ISIS!"

Congregatio: And it’s true—who said that you can’t get good about people? By the way, one of the first works about the captain was the Gospel. There was a cool guy under the year fashion. Normal book is done.

>>> as some husbands do, it is better to fuck with a borsch

I wonder - is it so strong principle of "no sex before the wedding" or are they doing some special magic that instantly and irrevocably turns your spouse into impotent? Otherwise, how do you marry a man who is so dissatisfied with you? According to the principle "the main thing is that a person is good"? So don’t worry, you didn’t order sex. Or does his fucking potential decrease already in the process of family life? If so, don’t you think it’s not just your husband’s fault?

We are asked who in Russia will be called fascists next week?

- The biggest chances to get this title have Russian long-distance drivers.

In the evening we sit and watch the telephone, the wife begins to sneeze.
It is a foolish habit from childhood to squeeze a finger in the mouth of a whisperer.
She is Fu. Do you sweat the cat’s finger first after me?? to
(The cat also loves to pose, you can stick over it too))))
I was not confused and cried in response.
The cat says the same thing about you.)

Wherever you go, Russia’s enemies are everywhere.
Maybe I don’t care less?

Why do you wash dark clothes with light clothes?? to
Husband: And I threw two powder tablets into the drum of the machine, one for the dark linen and one for the white.

I sit behind the computer... suddenly the phone rings. I raise the phone, I say, “Alle,” a woman’s voice says, “I’d like to talk to you on one topic.” I think the preachers are calling... And my mood is good, fun, innocent... Well, I think we’ll talk to you now... And my interlocutor in the meantime continues: “Do you know that there will soon be one government on the whole Earth?” I answered, “Yes, I know.” She begins to say the following learned phrase, but then it comes to her that something is wrong and she, interrupted by half a word, no longer so confidently asks, "Do you know?". I say, “Of course I know...” At the other end of the wire there is a slight stupor, confusion... Then they decide to ask me, “How do you know?” Well then the answer came by itself and I said, “Well, I can’t tell you that, I don’t know you!!!” My interlocutor, completely confused, confirmed, “Yes, you don’t know me...” and added thoughtfully, “I don’t know you either...” After which she apparently needed an urgent restart, she quickly said, "Well you know about the government - well. Goodbye” and hanged the bell... And I realized that I had finally come up with and tried a polite and intelligent way of fighting preachers. Take your arms!! May the strength be with you!! to

About the "incomprehensible" surroundings:

I have problems with my back. The doctor prohibited raising more than 5 kg. And at work sometimes you have to lift something, put it in the trunk, etc. In the little things.

When you explain to strangers about the back, it begins: What are you treating? and who? and there I know the clinic... but here I have a brother...

Once I brought the client a small such a box, 20 kilograms (I was loaded by my workers). Two small warehouses. Please accept (go out of the luggage box), call the cargoes. "Is it heavy or are you so weak?"
And here I stumbled. I can’t, I say, I’m injured in the stomach! The smiles flipped, the carriers were found.

I have been saying so to everyone since then.

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From chat WoW:
I also have an alt with Nick Alkashonok.
Medprof: If we talk about the nics associated with alcohol, then I have a Persian with the nick Porapobaram!)
What do you know about nick...

What is better, a dark past or a bright future?
A strong present

Max approaches the printer and says, “These printers are all the same, they only need paper.”

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Toner and spare parts. But Max can only give paper.

You: I look at a child with a color. And I remember how it was angry in my childhood that there was no flomaster of the body color. Didn’t any of the producers really get there before?!)
I would cut...

There is a joke: a black man bought a car, came home, his wife asks what color. The answer is simple: "Body, dear!"

Pope Francis has called for resistance to terrorists.
Finally the good old crucifixion!

I am a girl.
I don’t want to wait for 10 seconds of advertising.
I want to see a supermarket visitor assault a guard with a tail.