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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №146888
 28.11.2017
xxx: You, in the Sims, the shutdown of a man to close - invaluable! He has three days of games, sits, psychodes, cuts and sleeps, then wants to eat and psychodes. And then, in three days, he dies. Ahahahahahah!
YYY: Do you understand what you described as the Invasion Festival?
by point

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №146887
 28.11.2017
My parents had friends. Ordinary family couple, 30 years together, adult children, quite wealthy people in general. Once the husband came home drunk, although he was usually not interested, his wife, not thinking for a long time, decided to give him a lie for 15 days, so that it was unimportant. Then, almost 15 years ago, this could be easily verified, enough statements. While he was sitting in a monkey, a man came to the same ROVD, saying he heard that his body of his missing brother lies in a toilet hole in a private house. Since menta is unlikely to climb the pitchholes, for this they took those who sat in the monkey, the contingent was corresponding: alkashi da bomji, and among them our uncle-intelligent. They were forced to get out of the shit a fragmented corpse, which was lying there for several months, and the toilet continued to use until that day. After 15 days, the uncle immediately divorced his wife, left the house, left the business, stopped communicating with the children and went to work with a long-haul driver. He said he would never forgive his wife.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №146886
 28.11.2017
We have a new employee, you know? His name is Nikita. He is a little strange. He has a son, now 2 years old. Do you know how he called it? The goodness!
You can do better. To name the son "Pop" and to oblige the grandson to call him Aleksei.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №146885
 28.11.2017
My 5-year-old son went to my grandmother for a weekend. I asked him what I was doing over the weekend.
Son: Rita and I went to a puppet theater.
Who is Rita?
Yes, the citizen is alone.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №146884
 28.11.2017
Yesterday I went fishing on the first ice. The fish is lacking air, it is looking up.
YYY: Did you catch a lot?
XXX: The box needs to be reworked
YYY: Did not come in?
XXX: It went very well. I skipped skiing in front of the lake, but I know the ice is still weak. I’m going, every step in 3 iterations – won’t it shake? He came to the place, made a hole, got the cage, put a box and sat on it, as usual. So here: the area of the box was less than the area of skies! There was a straightforward break! I managed to jump, pull out the box - and run skiing to the shore! I didn’t listen to it or not. So you need to attach the faner to the box below so that it does not fail.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №146883
 28.11.2017

If I, an atheist, are handed to read some "Life of Serafim Sarovsky" with a commentary, say, there are arguments that God still has answers to all your questions... I will only look at the donor as a nearby: the question of whether there is a god or not, for me has long been closed, I am not going to waste my time reading another religious nonsense.
You might think that anyone who laughs at a girl from history would have done differently.
So why not imagine that she feels the same about scientific literature?

Biblical Abraham came to the idea of monotheism, beginning to worship in turn the lamps and elements.
If I have a firm life position, then there was a path that led to it. The process of reflection. So I can argue against any opposite idea. At first, this process was going on within me.
For this, it is necessary to at least understand the subject as well as the main counterarguments.
To read everything in a row and argue with every troll nobody will. But a dispute with a worthy interlocutor and reading generally accepted literature should not spoil the mood, on the contrary.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №146882
 28.11.2017
Discussing the distribution of a known group.

X: Beware!Name of tracks not signed,me saved discogs in the fubary
Y: The golden times of the band.And the names of the tracks fans should know right away.
Z: A very interesting idea! And if there is no music material on the disc, then fans should sing on their mouths.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №146881
 28.11.2017

Agnostically :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Much closer to another practice is to get acquainted with different views, ideas, theories, to submit them to consideration, to agree fully/partly or not to agree.

Well, I, as an agnostic, am familiar with different views - with atheistic, and with religious-fanatic, and with religious-pofigistic (they consider themselves believers, wear the symbolism of the faith, but do not observe the rites).
I do not agree with them. Next What?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

And then – that you have your own life position, which you can justify if you want and need, without calling those who do not share it, by default fools. And that is wonderful.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №146880
 28.11.2017
Q: Why does a creature that sees only heat have a trophy of room temperature?
WOW: Maybe he warms them up before enjoying watching his collection?
What do we know about the ghosts of collectors?
Darkest Dungeon has a mini-boss Collector. Inside, on the floors of the caftan, human skulls hang. Can chase fear on the entire group of players by attacking the "show of the collection" when it opens the floors. Exhibitionists are fucking!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №146879
 28.11.2017
There must be such a Robin Hood who takes energy from children and gives it to their parents!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №146878
 28.11.2017
lx> it turned out that in the "Children" sing "...and a fun dog-goodly", not "...and a fun goodly".

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №146877
 28.11.2017
In social hypocrisy there is that subtle and indisputable line, which is called "polite" - silence plus a few accepted rituals. You say good morning to everybody, but it is not good for you, and you generally want to see these roses at least in the morning, at least in the evening. You respect politeness.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №146876
 28.11.2017
Patriots expecting some repentance from modern Germans are increasingly reminiscent of American Negroes: people who have never been slaves are demanding apologies from people who have never been slave owners.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №146875
 28.11.2017
XXX is all. I started the winter.
YYY :?
YYY: Did you go to the catch?
The umbrella was removed from the bag.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №146874
 28.11.2017
BadGirl: As a child, I ate a whole spoonful of vanilla at once, it was disgusting to taste.
BadGirl: That’s all you need to know about me.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №146873
 28.11.2017
The abandoned Northern Crown Hotel in Peterburg:
The hotel is allegedly cursed: in 1995, Metropolitan John died.
YYY: What did the Mitpopolit do in an unbuilt hotel?
Zzzz is over.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №146872
 28.11.2017
Relationship Generations

In the country where I grew up, it is still common to have many children. Adult sons leave for salaries and with the help of parents acquire their housing, daughters are married to the groom's house, and the younger son remains to take care of the elderly, who brings the wife to their house. No one is jealous of this girlfriend.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №146871
 28.11.2017
Sugildiet gave an onion worth 15k rubles for a night of love. without a joke.
On the one hand, I’m happy for him :), and on the other... the word "fuck" played with new colors...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №146870
 28.11.2017
I’m sitting in the army and watching a colleague’s album. It turned out that on the citizen he was such a gentle buckwolf under a hundred, and now only 60 kg.

He sees my amazement and begins to tell me.

"You know, when I was at the citizenship, my friends were constantly telling me, you eat so much, you need to lose weight. And I told them that I eat the same as everyone else and that I have a genetic predisposition. But shit, it turned out that I was effectively just dohuya eating.”

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №146869
 28.11.2017
And the EGE was not there then, and the elderly were respected and supported.

by Fuck. It also teaches. Respect for old age and childhood is entirely and entirely the blasphemy of modern consumer society (C), which is humane even to those who love to strike it from the height.
The glorious customs of mourning excessive mouths, old as well as young, with hunger, sending the grandmother-grandfather in the winter for the sickness, if only they did not return, the wonderful proverbs about the birth and the fatigue - this is our past, the sickness is not sickness.
No one wanted to walk after the infirmity, and respect for the elderly is in fact equal to respect for people 45-50 years old, already experienced and still strong.
That society is a utilitarian society, when there is no benefit from you, you are not needed. A multi-generational family in the same territory was the result of more burdens than the desire to take care of the first generation.

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