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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №151341
 28.11.2018
He works with us in the organization of gas maker Vital. He is a healthy man, powerful. See also 198. Weighs under 140 or more. He is engaged in powerlifting. I even tried to speak, but did not give up.

But there is one problem – Vitaly’s voice is very thin, even very gentle and feminine. The paradox yes. Testosterone machine with a female voice. His director even invited the sales department to push services by phone. The type of scope of activity knows, the voice is, it will work out. But it’s all on the level of humor, of course.

When you see him for the first time and start communicating, it is very difficult to keep laughing. He understands it himself, jokes, like eating his girlfriend and she climbs out. Everyone is used to it and there is no problem.

And recently, Vitaly explained why his performances in the sport did not end. Again because of the voice.

At competitions, when he pulls and sits with a barrel, not a terrible lion's whistle comes out of his mouth... but a scream in the style of Maria Sharapova. In all competitions, he was the biggest guy. And it all caused wild rust in the room. This, of course, is difficult to cope with and so Vitaly decided that the competition was not for him.

By the way, according to Vitaly himself, his mother’s voice is very low and even bass.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №151340
 28.11.2018
The bell in the entrance means: “Citizens, at the buffet the theater works!”

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №151339
 28.11.2018
A partner from Canada spoke the day before about the atrocities of women’s organizations and the fight against harassment.
I remembered this story:

In the early 2000s, a foreign journalist came to the businessmen’s forum and began to ask questions about the relationships within the team and the attitude of managers to such service novels.
The reaction of managers varies from acute rejection and even dismissal, to understanding, if it does not interfere with work.
He addresses a man under 50, who looks like a brutal Russian Siberian:
How do you deal with corporate romance and relationships within the group?
We have everything at the highest level. All conditions for relationships are created, no one interferes, moreover - there is a possibility to keep the relationship in complete secret. But to be honest, in 20 years of work, I have not heard of a single novel or relationship.
How is it? You say that there are all the conditions, and even the possibility to keep the relationship secret, and there has been no precedent in 20 years?
In my company, I have 400 long-distance drivers working in pairs. The average route is 5-8 days, all the time together, the bed right in the car.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №151338
 28.11.2018
The government rejects the progressive income tax scale, motivated by the fact that it will not be able to control taxpayers. The tax paradox. They will be able to control millions of unemployed and self-employed, and a few thousand oligarchs will not.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №151337
 28.11.2018
Yesterday I went home after work and saw how the man became ill through his extreme observation (the man leaned on a concrete fence).

And I'm a simple person - I see an incomprehensible body, so you have to pass by.

It’s hard, far from bombarded.

Well, I was driven to approach this man and ask how he feels, because karma needs to be corrected, someone above supposedly will count.



I am the T-body



I am a man, are you sick? Can I call an ambulance?

I want to fuck P.S.



It is not my job to help people.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №151336
 28.11.2018
Just had it. We go with a friend on the street, behind a voice: "Hey guys, help push the car, akum. of death.” The Audi A4 stands. I said to the driver, "You sit behind the wheel, and we push (the more it was from the hill)." It sits down, we push, we push, we have already run out so well, I’m already rushing to the whole street “push the second!” I look through the back window, and he sits with one hand rolling, and the other phone holds near the ear. I say to a friend, yeah, his naker, go. We overtake him (the car rotates, but quietly slows), I hear the passage of the conversation: "Wait, sunshine, (it seems to us:) oh men, help to push!"

Go to Nashville!! to

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