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[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157243
 28.11.2021
My 4 year old son is constantly asking, “What? “Whatever they tell him. My husband and I checked his hearing. My husband, I am, my son

Smoke, say to Mom

C: What is it? ? to

M - say six

A: What is it?

Smoke, will you be a cake?

Aahahahahahahahahahah

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №157242
 28.11.2021
I went somehow from work. I worked as a sanitary technician next to the house. Sometimes I went home in working clothes. I go home after an active day of work, I consider the crown. We meet a beautiful girl with a small boy, a four-year-old. The boy looks at me closely and says, “Mom, let’s take my uncle. My mom says we don’t need that kind of man. I smile, Mommy is a little embarrassed, and the little after a short pause gives out, it's because he's a bombe.....?



Mama gets red, grabs the little on her arms and falls beyond the horizon. And I was covered by a laughing attack, so I did not laugh until or after. The boy is inscribed in my memory for a lifetime. Thank you small!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №157241
 28.11.2021
xx: I met in the 3rd Army with a man, he was far beyond 70. My uncle was great, but he died a few years ago.



Yyy: So fucking, in the Army if you die you can start a new game.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №157240
 28.11.2021
The waste of people’s money has finally become lawmaking!

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157239
 28.11.2021
This is how you think it is possible to raise the salary of people so that they pay less, but at the same time it would be possible to report, scream out of every whistle that people have raised the salary, and that no opposition fool could challenge this?
The task seems impossible. But it just seems!
This is what we did with our doctors before the very beginning of the covid epidemic.
Take care of your hands.
In the first place, the increase in wages was carefully replaced by the increase in wages.
And everyone who lives in Russia knows that in the last 20 years in Russia has established such an order that the salary of people is copies, for which it is impossible to live (usually - MROT), and the main money is a premium. This allows you to implement prohibited penalties - the employer does not punish (what you, it is illegal!He simply takes away the prize. It is the lobby of employers and does not allow at the same time to raise the MROT, by the way.
So, the wages were raised (from the pebble mortgage it was not difficult to do), and the prizes were fully earned. That is, the salaries formally increased, by a healthy percentage, and you can’t argue, but in fact people began to get less.
In the second case, most nurses (especially low-paid nurses) were transferred to healthcare. And nurses, first, are not considered medical staff, and secondly, they can be paid less, this is not a nurse! And the statistics of salaries of medical workers immediately used up. Translated very simply - carried out a reduction (optimization) of nurses and they were expelled by reduction, and if you do not want to be unemployed - agree to a sanitary.
But that is not all!
Since you can only live on a doctor's salary if your position is not lower than the chief doctor, then those who are lower are literally forced to take one and a half, two bets - up to three (and it doesn't matter that three times eight are twenty-four, this is an employee's problem). So, when calculating statistics, where it is necessary to take the figure is not the salary on the rate, but the salary per person!
The result is excellent, documented indicators, and people get less. And this is under conditions of inflation, like a snowball rotating from the mountain.
And then the coward began, and the miracles began at all... But I will tell you about it another time.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №157238
 28.11.2021
And you know, if immigrants are settled in the homes of those who demand unhindered entry into the country, then the flow of migrants will disappear the next day?

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