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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №147688
 28.12.2017
About "Camouflage in the forest".
Go to the forest for mushrooms. I am a smart mother (I thought of myself). I put on a bright orange jacket. We go, we collect mushrooms, we scream all. I swallow the mushroom, straighten up and immediately look: where is the daughter. Suddenly I can’t see her. Oru in panic: "Lisaaa! You are where? I can’t see you!" And the daughter replied so calmly: "Nothing strange, you’re standing on my back."

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №147687
 28.12.2017
Theoretically, this gender-linked feature can appear in cats with Clainfelter syndrome, when the genotype is not XY, but XXY. Indeed, unfortunately, I have no information about the presence of such cats (in humans, the syndrome is extremely rare, caseistic). and also about whether it is real to have a "turtle" colour in a cat XXU.

You are right! In cats, this sad syndrome is also manifested, also extremely rarely, and sometimes it is this three-colored color.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №147686
 28.12.2017
#Channels

>> We’re four, we’re 40 and we’re 25 years old.

Thousands of fuckers!! How many swords do you have?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №147685
 28.12.2017
But that doesn’t mean there are no three-colored cats. Just the likelihood of their appearance is significantly small, roughly like red cats.

Nearly not even so. Homozigotism by the gene located in the X-chromosome, namely the gene of red color, is very common than not just trisomy on the X-chromosome, but also accompanied by heterozigotism by the gene of color in the double X-chromosome in the male. Considering that for the female red color - a variant of the norm, and for the male three-color color indicates the presence of a serious deviation, manifested in particular by infertility, - you can easily produce a breed, all representatives of which will be red regardless of gender, but you will not be able to produce a breed of three-color cats.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №147684
 28.12.2017
News on Mail.ru of which you can't cry or be proud:
"Glory found crab meat in crab sticks".

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №147683
 28.12.2017
and really

Noise what

You won’t believe – if you’re 30, or even 40, there’s a lack of friends in any city in any country. Past friends gradually disconnect, make families, leave. You’ll find new fucking...

We are four, we are 40, we are 25 years old. All family members, one married three times, all have children. What kind of nonsense is it, why do friends disappear when they have families?

I’ve been driving without accidents for 10 years. Accidents are a myth.

[ + 23 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №147682
 28.12.2017
The abilities of nature are different for everyone, but one works and realizes the potential of the percentage placed in it by fifty, and the other does not reach the percentage.

And here we go back to where we started. For Petty of a family of descendants of alcoholics, not sleeping and working as a sober carrier is a greater achievement than for Vova of a family of descendants of intellectuals to become a middle-hand clerk. Unfortunately, more successful for others will still be Vova, although he safely lost 50% of his initial potential. Even if every Friday he is in the woods, unmarried and childless. Clark is more prestigious than the loader, and the point.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №147681
 28.12.2017
In the car store:

Is there a “S” sign?

There are 60 r.

Is it so expensive? 30 everywhere.

You have to go and buy it for 30.

Where to go?

Where for 30.

Where is 30?

You said it was everywhere. So go there and go there.

Let’s go for 60.

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