I work in a car salon, a couple came to us - a husband and wife. Choose the car. to him. They walk, they look. Finally, he determined with the model, asks his wife:
Do you like it? Do you approve?
And she to him:
- You take the car for yourself, for your money, so buy what you like, I don't understand them at all.
So I decided to joke and say:
But then he will choose your car and also buy what he likes.
She smiles, shakes her hands and says:
“Oh no, you guys, I even manage to collect all the pillars on the road on a bicycle, put me behind the car – I’ll shoot someone in the first week. We agreed with him that he would then buy me a dishwasher (and all this was said without sarcasm).
Here are the respectable women.
Some of you know how to ride, but for the first time I saw one who was able to admit it!!! to
Pussy: Man, if you suddenly read this, know how lucky you are with your wife.

The Scriptural Truth:
There is more truth on sites about prostitutes than on sites about decent girls.

Stupidity is not so noticeable under the gold jewelry.

I stand on the light. With me, on the neighboring lane, the red "Ford C-max" is equal. A thirty-year-old blonde was driving. On the hood, next to the courtyards lies a dirty wallet. I start sensitively signaling to attract her attention – zero effect. I open the window:

You have a wallet on the hood.
What is?
A wallet on the hood, I say.
OOO OOO!

He jumped out of the car, his eyes rounded even more. He grabbed him, jumped into the car and said goodbye to me from the window:

Thank you huge! I lost it a week ago, I thought it was stolen!

and leaves...

A nice girl doesn’t rub your nose when you accidentally break out your mother’s word. A really decent girl should ask what this word means.

She works as a medical expert in Morga. The correspondence.

From a recent talk about health:
I have a living example...
I: And I am dead!

Gunnhild: My grandmother spoke to me about her cousin yesterday, saying, Veronika draws to you, friends with her. I replied, “Oh, you’ve told me this a thousand times, go away!” She: Oh, sorry, I thought you didn’t listen to me now.

Smoker, admin and boss.
Admin (a): Well, I have a hanna
Q: What has broken up again?
a: - Yes, I recorded people discs from the corporate 32 pieces and distributed them
Q: Well, we’ll give you a prize to the NHG, and what is Han?
A: - My bad habit of creating a 333 folder and lack of time! I didn’t have time to cut the cakes at work and took some home.
The more the prize will be awarded.
A: - Aha, took home, threw the corporate on the camera without looking at it, and also at night on the machine cut the bulbs. Now half of the office together with corporate full-length BDSM!!!!! to

From the forum motto:
If you do not want to leave this sinful world at the height of your strength or become a vegetable in the care of a monster nurse who will have fun with your pipi while you are in a coma, then you will have to buy stock travers for the fork.

XXX: How do you feel about the end of the world?
YYY: End of the
I am Katya.

XXX is:
I went to the bathroom, so I know why.
I sit, do business, and at the same time play a toy on my body.
So I’m going to record.
5 minutes to play.
10 and 15.
Playing for half an hour
My right leg has gone down, but I can't turn it off - a record!
It takes forty minutes.
There is no one here, only a guard at the reception.
And then he spotted, apparently for forty minutes without getting out of the bathroom, suddenly I gathered there.
Shortly he knocks at the door of the cabin and polently asks – “Are you okay?”
To which I do not blinking the eye answer - "Yes, I just go to the record!!and "
Silence for twenty seconds, steps away

YYY :
)))) is beautiful

XXX is:
and then I came out of the toilet with a stumbling leg and slowly crawled past it =)))
What a face he had!! to

Today my patient broke my head.

I: Were there any injuries?
Patient (surprisingly): Do you have it?

The curtain.

Ask where you work.
I am freelancer
The job address?
I say freelance. The programmer. I work on the Internet!
What is the city?
I work through the internet. All over Russia, all over the world
They are: well. Let us record that you work in an international company "freelance"

Loans are approved :)

Before Cancer What?
YYY: 69
Yes, too, but I’m talking about the horoscope.

xxx: I used to be offended that my husband was married in a skyrim, and now I saw him amusing himself by stealing to his sleeping wife and knocking her out of bed with a fussrood.
YYY: Didn’t you try to fool you?
XXX: I’m too heavy for that.

The Roman
I am a CEO and I don’t want to work. I want a tree, manadrin and nim-nim-nim! and :)

Mary is
Is manadrin something intramuscular? :D

XXX is
I am still unemployed.)
YYYY
What happened?
XXX is
CB burned as I planned to smoke at work))
YYYY
The MDA...
YYYY
How did they burn?
XXX is
The drunk didn’t see the camera.