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[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №24183
 28.12.2009
This is the weather that unites people.
YYY?
I'm standing in the shelter today, waiting for transportation, enjoying a new touch phone. Suddenly in the field of sight appears a typical gopnik, in such weather in a sports jacket, incomprehensible pants, and a hat that unknowingly ears melt, the picture is supplemented by seeds, which the one with taste slides, flooding the shell in all directions. I think my phone is missing. At this moment, transportation is running out. I almost in vain try to get out of the hole. And here is the apophysis of the painting: he, instead of "stapping on the fast-track", WROSSES the seeds, gives me a hand and pulls out of the grove with the words: "Please, girl, be careful, still the ice under the snow."

[ + 83 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24182
 28.12.2009
I went with my family to Canada. My 8 year old refuses to go. He says "I will not go! All Canadians are square people!" I don’t know where he got it from...

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №24181
 28.12.2009
Dementor (19:41:24 27/12/2009)
The pedestrian. He found in the third characters a map depicting Europe. What type of city is Moscow?

Crown (19:41:33 27/12/2009)
The Necropolis?

Dementor (19:41:40 27/12/2009)
Inferno :D

[ + 116 - ] Comment quote №24180
 28.12.2009
I stayed in Germany with my friends. We visited a German family. Case by case, the case came to show photos from the flash on their compass. In the middle of the computer view depends. I have never been able to explain to the Germans why the computer earned after the phrase "you ohuel?" and a blow to the body.

[ + 113 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24179
 28.12.2009
The real problem, by the way, is when you say "girls, go to me and watch anime".

Some think you are going to fuck them, and they are afraid - and they do not go.
Others think you're going to fuck them, and they run joyfully - and crash.

Anime as a result of looking at it and not with anyone.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №24178
 28.12.2009
Smart people get married early while still stupid.
qstatix (c)

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №24177
 28.12.2009
Mary Alekseevna (23:08:28 26/12/2009)
I don’t need someone who will talk all day long, but someone who will one day say, “I need you, a small, unbalanced psychopath.”

Irina Vladimirovna (23:08:59 26/12/2009)
Ahahahah

Mary Alekseevna (23:09:45 26/12/2009)
I was usually thrown away with this wording.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №24176
 28.12.2009

The news:
Dutchman claims to steal a collection of 2,400 ecstasy pills
and
I wonder why I want to go to the Netherlands.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №24175
 28.12.2009
Purchase/sale information on the forum.
Subject: Business in Sterling
The author writes: I sell a business in Sterlitaka. and Taxi. Call by phone "Telephone number". I do not conduct consultations on the subject.
Interested in exchanging for the Nokia 3250?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №24174
 28.12.2009
On the forum of linguists discuss Ramstein:

Dana: It’s so cool when Till pronounces a clear alveolar [r]! I just end up with that.

O_O

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №24173
 28.12.2009
Social networks make me more antisocial and antisocial.

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №24172
 28.12.2009
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This fucking energy.

Woman (27.12.2009 22:44:07)
I also think so. The husband was drinking on the road when they were driving south...the multics watched.

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:D

Wow (27.12.2009 22:45:08)
You are funny, and when I realized it, it was so scary.

whey (27.12.2009 22:46:08)
The speed was 150, and it is not in the topic.

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Are there hallucinations?

whey (27.12.2009 22:53:36)
Yes is. I got caught up in the car (local). The 150 goes, and we are behind it. Three cars have changed. And he tells me - it's good that we are on the road with this audi (he says about the first car), so that we can go to the sea. I say, Audi was 200 km ago, it is Honda. He shrugged his head, waking up like Honda. I eat for Aud.

Woman (27.12.2009 22:56:08)
And the second time he stopped in the middle of the road and stood. I’m him – what’s it about, why did I get up? And he woke up again and said he was driving from the hill yesterday. There was no hike, so the car stopped.

whey (27.12.2009 23:00:57)
The driver told me. I see, he says, the car from our column on the side stands. I stopped, asking what happened. The door opened and the driver jumped behind the wheel. He thought. He is on the road, and I am on his way into the car.
Also after the energy.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №24171
 28.12.2009
Brother (5 years old): Olya, bring me tea
I: What should I say?
B: I have sugar.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №24170
 28.12.2009
I was ashamed to go online yesterday.

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №24169
 28.12.2009
I want to upset you. I don’t know where to start...
I will start from a distance: the earth is round, so it revolves, and since it revolves, everything in life changes. So this is what I do: New Year is a wonderful holiday and so I want to celebrate it without you.

[ + 136 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24168
 28.12.2009
You have been very busy with your scientists, the British, the German and the American, even before a bunch.
Santa does not ride in the exercise with eagles and does not say "ho-ho-ho"! The MLA! He doesn’t throw gifts into the oven and doesn’t lay candy on red socks!
People, how is it? How could you forget the real, harsh Russian Father Christmas, how can you confuse him with the abandoned Santa? and =!! to
Bring it to yourself and your neighbor.

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №24167
 28.12.2009
The wife, going to the corporate, shaved her legs, although she goes in pants.
I also have a company today. Demonstratively cut his nails on his legs. Let it nerve.

[ + 111 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24166
 28.12.2009
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Where is Rome? We’ve been on the train station for three hours.
YYY: Seven are not waiting for one.
They wait if he has our passports and beer.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №24165
 28.12.2009
Well, theoretically, the book, of course, could weigh 700MB and be called "The Adventure of Lesbians".

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №24164
 28.12.2009
Again one on the NH:'( come to me who-no.. I do not smoke, I do not abuse alcohol. 9 63 97 6 2 839. of Moscow.
The cat, the admin, the tree.

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