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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №110003
 28.02.2015
xxx: I have a question to you as a system administrator.
Please reboot.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №110002
 28.02.2015
The Pancake:
*** by
The more I go to the store, the higher the price.
Maybe it’s all because of me? O_O
*** by
Come to work with me, MBZ will grow :)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №110001
 28.02.2015
We once gave the kids a birthday cake, and it was hard, was it, it turned out, and we put the candles in a piece of bread.
This bread has long been eaten.)
Remember when we had candles in the bread?
With strangers, and so touching.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №110000
 28.02.2015
xxx: By the way, the shit of old experienced programmers is more fundamental.
xxx: If the little one is a little stunned, it is often wiped with a towel and order. And in the old - there are sometimes ancient fossil layers above which many cultural deposits have already appeared. And even higher houses stand, people live.

XXX: You will not break them. It is necessary to organize the evacuation of the population, the command hour and after at least a year of work of an experienced excavator. And what is more interesting is not the fact that after all this engine will be better.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №109999
 28.02.2015
gol> saw a consultation from Eldorado near a cigarette bar,
gol> did not stand
gol> approached and asked if I could suggest him something

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №109998
 28.02.2015
The sheep of 16669:
It is inappropriate to do personal hygiene in public places. Not to shave your nails, not to shave your hair, not to curl your nose! You see aesthetic pleasure does not give bite to your nails, and your own disrespect shocks dozens of people around you.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №109997
 28.02.2015
Remember when we had candles in the bread?
With strangers, and so touching.

Fuck, I can’t share it.
Apartment in 2004, three residents. Two days of pay, almost no money. The third rides around the city, withdrawing debts from acquaintances. One friend has no money, is selling alcohol, offered a box of champagne. They agree.
The evening. For dinner a pot of cooked potatoes. We lay down the plates, we start to eat, and there is someone: and what we eat so, we have champagne.
What after lunch and dinner there was not, but champagne under cooked potatoes only used once in his life.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №109996
 28.02.2015
Russia will not be attacked by Decepticons!
YYY : Why?
XXX: They are going to be transformed into Zyguli.

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