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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №155905
 28.02.2021
I had a friend who was 60 years old. Small growth, but rooted. He was always dumb, serious. He said little about himself. He worked as a master at the factory. But in the face obviously unfriendly. It is a fairy tale.

And one day it turned out that they sat with them at the table, talked about who in his youth lived, where he studied, gave birth, etc. Here his wife recalls: "I remember I was in the ninth month of pregnancy, something caught up, went to the hospital. Even the hormones prevent me from concentrating, the nerves give up, it is hard to walk, I barely got to the hospital, sat in a line. I go to the doctor, get up on the weights, and they don’t work. Doctor, how can you scream at me that I broke them! I have never felt so bad! She went home, her husband complained. He gathered his friends that evening. They went to that hospital, found this doctor, and fixed his weights.”

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №155904
 28.02.2021
I propose to set up a monument on Lubyan Square “to the official taking bribe because of circumstances not dependent on him.”

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №155903
 28.02.2021
I work as a waitress, and yesterday a woman came to us, who asked me to serve her, because she was advised by many of me, and she heard that I was very kind and a real professional, she even called the administrator to tell about it.
In general, if you have never invited your mother to work, I advise.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №155902
 28.02.2021
According to statistics, people rob banks much less often than banks rob people.

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №155901
 28.02.2021
My mom told me about her spiritually concerned vegan friend. She often had kittens and fed them only with vegetable food (bread, flour, vegetables). Cats naturally died from such a diet quickly. One day my mother asked her, and what hell does she do? The answer was: “The vegan diet purifies their karma, so they will die, but in the next life they are reborn into more spiritual beings.”

There is no morality in history, I just decided to bring readers to tears.

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