My colleague is a woman about forty years old. Behaves about like all the heroines of the anecdotes about the blonde together (the first couple of weeks was funny, then it became scary: she really doesn't joke!). In general, for her eyes, she is called - our blonde, although she is quite a chaten.

In general, our blonde again dampened something, this is discussed in the cigarette. One of my colleagues, without much hope:

Let’s tell her that these are still jokes, not instructions!

The players of the Romanian national team will go to a friendly match with the Spanish team in T-shirts with equations instead of numbers. This is on the website of the Federation of Football of Romania.

As long as the opponent remembers school, we will drop a couple of balls.

Tusy
As for health?? to

Onyutko
normal already)) all the weekend failed layer, quietly standing *CRAZY*

Onyutko
The cat was turning circles around me and trying to tick her leg in her nose: “Did she not die yet?” No is? Yippidy yi yi yippity yay.

My ex-husband is a programmer. Sometimes on weekends from morning to evening hanged in a compass with a face expression of the type of "complex shield" - allegedly finished a very important thing at work and could not take part in the home life.

In general, he burned out of his own foolishness because of the habit of not closing the curtains. He was usually sitting back to the window, and in the autumn dawn his favorite computer toy was perfectly reflected in the glass.

P.S Especially for gamer rights defenders to live in the game: the problem is not what he played, but what he lied.

I learned to read at 4 years old. I immediately remembered a family story. My mother took me to the hospital. When her turn came, she left me waiting in the hallway. It was boring, sad, and I noticed a little book on the table. I took one and began to read out loud. After some time, my mom goes out and observes the following picture: people in a row are rushing over me, and I am all so happy with the attention received, with inspiration, line by line, waiting unknown where the guide on gynecology came from.

I learned to read at 4 years old. And only because one girl from the whole group, Marina, was able to read. There were always a lot of boys around her and she read them books from kindergarten shelves. I also wanted to gain popularity.

And then, when I learned to read the slogans, I took the same book in my hands that seemed to me the most interesting. I started reading, and the book was not about what Marina was reading. It turns out that she could not read at all, but could fantasize by looking at the illustrations.

IZh: Ambiguous title: “ISS crew successfully captured a space truck.”

Everybody knows this story:
Heavy and non-heavy
Life of a simple programmer.

After trying to put Android Studio and fifth (!) The captured BSO, invented the continuation:
On the edge of the impossible
Life of a programmer is complicated.

Russian musician Yuri Loza called the Led Zeppelin and Rolling Stones "weak" and unprofessional, and Mick Jagger and Keith Richards - people who are absolutely unable to sing and play.

XXX: The Fat Troll

yyy: fat troll on a small bowl

dara_from_chaos: A month ago threw her resume on the vacancy "editor in book publishing". In the accompanying letter she wrote, among other things: you have there and there in the description - spelling errors. Plus, this is stylistic.
"You don’t fit us" arrived in five minutes. It was 😉 😉 😉 😉

Kricheck: I work in a tobacco store, there are all sorts of questions and not always adequate. But today was just a peak: the buyer (a young guy) was interested in the thickness of calcium foil in nanometers... o_0

Use of fragrances in marketing:
In a number of countries, especially in Japan, fragrances are used to increase the productivity of workers. With the spread of wood smell, a group of machinery workers starts printing much faster and with fewer stamps.
The comments:
A: Only one smell can help smell, the smell of money.
BBB: Here is it. Rubles are wood.

Information about the Internet Service Provider:

Good Internet, I will say, permanent, temporarily rarely no, I then cry bitterly. We all cry bitterly here when sometimes there is no internet. But in the speed of it, the people of the provider and we then start laughing loudly, knocking each other on the back, condemning - everything is fine, the Internet is now.

The dialogue between a boy (P) and a girl (D):

Q: Sorry for you.
D: Go out of here!
Q: I apologized for you, right? No explanation for Nietzsche.
D: Okay, I’ll explain it on your fingers. No, fucking, so that you finally understand. You always listen to the shit, you look at the shit. As a consequence, you create a mess in life, because of which you constantly have some kind of mess in life. As long as I’m with you, this shit affects me too. And to me, imagine, do not mourn, and your mourning did not fall to me. So, either you stop doing shit, or get rid of it! Even if you don’t understand it, you fucking fool.
Q: What? O_O
D: What I needed to prove. Naomi has gone. The point.

When you look at how people polluted the earth, you begin to understand why they were actually expelled from heaven.

This funny incident happened at a company. The guard caught an employee who tried to bring a couple of bottles of alcohol into the enterprise (the colleague had a birthday). A planner was urgently organized, at which, in addition to the master of the guilty employee, all the masters of the enterprise were present. The first thing the director of the company said, beginning the breakdown:
Have you finished your drinking???! to

At the door of Rabinovich, a bitch wrote a word of three letters! Taky Rabinovich did not wash it... just attributed "Big" in front of him!
How the meaning has changed! How did the inscription play!! to

It is especially difficult to cross the road on Friday nights. You see with what speed they fly, regardless of the unregulated pedestrian crossing, or the red lighting, and it seems, either fooled on the road released, or all the outcasts are driving. Really scary.

As a child, I was roaring over the cartoon, where the goat must count all, otherwise the ship will sink.
I’m now a programmer and I’m not funny anymore.

Windows Update Burns: Offers me to upgrade to 10k with the wording: "Improved security from Windows 10: No one will know what you did last summer"
That’s why we add "...except us"