Have you noticed that the knives have become sharper?
I (wishing to make him pleasant, although I have not even used my knives yet): of course, thank you
Man: No... I didn’t take them.
I looked so badly.
With good intentions...

My friend works in furniture. He tells us:
An employee of the hall approaches and reports that on the sofa in the department is soft, sleeping some man. Well, he is there, really sleeping, until the snoring stands. Well he wakes him up and says he’s sleeping, yeah.
He stared at him, then onto the couch for 75 boxers and said, Ohye...your couch...I take.

ууу:I remembered how we moved - in the new house, the crossroads, the shovel under 15 degrees, we walk in jeans, hooks and shoes. Father went to the old house waiting for the new owners - keys and docks to give and in the kitchen on the floor cut off, as warm, native, quiet and cozy :)

14:59 NATO soldiers seized almost half a ton of heroin in Afghanistan
15:57 Afghan Taliban robbed a column of food for NATO soldiers

You can see who needs

The State Duma, despite the protests of scientists and experts, with the help of the parliamentary majority of United Russia ratified the treaty on the transfer of the Barents Sea sector to Norway.

One of the comments:
Can we declare war on Norway?
and quickly surrender to captivity.
I want to live humanly in a normal country.

There is something in it...

The bullets moved for an hour.
vanity on the globe.
X was in bed.
Now on the bus.
and c)
I don’t know whose, but how true.

The human nature is complicated, but predictable: first you want to eat dumb, and then die from the dull gray of life.

At the doctor’s reception:

X: Is there anything that disturbs you?
YYY: The Military Command! and :)

Sitting specifically looked at the clock on the comp, 1.59 and 3.00, oh time flies

Xxx: Girlfriend Playing Sims 3
xxx: and there the zodiac sign is selected automatically, depending on the chosen character
xxx: when children are born, the character and, accordingly, the sign of the zodiac are random
xxx: so here, she was born twins - a shooter and a waterlord
The birth is so lengthy...

I can open a bottle of beer with twenty parts of the body, although I could once open thirty-two!
I know how long you’ve gotten teeth out 😉

My mom loves the series “She wrote a murder” and re-visits it every day after work. Once again, coming from work, she inserted a scratched disk into the drive and turned on another series. After the dictionary's phrase "She wrote a murder", the grandfather whispered from the kitchen into the whole throat - "When will she write a suicide!!!" The curtain.

At the age of 16, I was left home alone for the first time. Afternoon, I looked at the pile. Shortly after the onset of darkness, a wild feeling of fear came about. I decided to sit down until I was half-blind. She sat down, fell into the bed, halfway into the dream world, her nose was wildly chested and sneezed so that the bed was thrown. Actually nothing, if in this outlying darkness because of the wall did not spread the evil-sleeping "Be healthy".

Uumas: Red Pirate, I call my genitals this.
Redcorsair: You are lulling yourself
UUMAS: It’s you letting yourself! When was the last time you took the Pink Lagoon for an abortion?
SINtez74: UUMAS, paththalome))))))))