The passengers of the plane held a referendum and decided to separate from everyone at once.

In the office, no one closed the closet with top clothes.
A few minutes later, one of the colleagues sitting next to the closet cried out to the whole office:
Who hasn’t shut the door to Narnia? Not a month! Dude from there!

>> I sit and smoke in the entrance

Shoot, shit, this fool - otherwise such smokers do not understand what to smell on the street.

xxx: Discovered a litre bowl of black hammer pepper.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: the peanut butter? I have no such enemies yet.
zzz: the main thing is to serve at least one spoonful, and there will appear.

Recently, a dog of German Shepherd was taken. I have admired their thinking all my life (I have been doing this breed for many years). This man actually killed me. On the 9th day we knew the name, the place, no. Well, how every normal man reacts most quickly to "TAKE")))

You will slowly, painfully die from burns.
g/n: you will die slowly, painfully from Ozhegov

and DDD:
Ideas for a collective game:
You scroll the globe with your eyes closed, tick your finger, and you have two minutes to justify the entry of Russian troops.

The puppy from the stage "Care, he is behind, DO NOT follow" smoothly grew into "Care, DO NOT meet". Wait soon "Run, or I will bite" and "Go, or I will bite")))

We have more and more work. And Nicholas took part in the same city in some incomprehensible missions.
So he has a mistress there, named Jane. Everyone already knows about it.
XHH: He means it’s pleasant for his pleasure, and we’re here? What to do with this.
Give him a broom in the coffee before he goes out.
Better broom with purgen!
Why is Purgatory?? to
WOW: How is it. Imagine it. He is with her, he is not worth it, he blows and struggles to correct the inconvenient situation - and the result is quite unexpected.

The law of the hole socks: which leg do not wear - a hole is always on the thumb.

XHH: It was only before that we could proudly say that we would not act like pindos but now...
WOW: Well, in general, we did not act like pindos, the referendum was held, international observers were present, nothing was bombed, nobody was killed, the prosecutor is in our house.
XHH: Oh, we are talking in accuracy feedback. As always, the truth is somewhere in the middle.
Do you agree that the prosecutor is not? What kind of people are you?

pay 400 rubles a day for 8 hours, that the car will spend on a paid parking lot, too, not everyone in the pocket
and...
That’s why in many countries people have cars only to go to nature on the weekend, to the supermarket once a week, or for Christmas to their home in a neighboring city. And the city does not provide them with free parking, but perfectly functioning public transportation.
By the way, in the center of other cities 400 rubles parking costs not for 8 hours, but for one and a half or two.

xxx: you know guys, but whoever said such a phrase - because of the Maidan the course floated.....
YYY: My dog stumbled into the corner of the house, and in a few days it led the whole house. The real fault is the dog, not the builder.

What’s good about Ukraine?
Homosexuals are fighting with Homosexuals.
Is it how?
- "Right Sector" demands the resignation of the head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs. And this head, the famous pederast Avakyan, wants to ban the “Right Sector.”
And who who?...
Both are not sorry. We packed popcorn.

That stunning moment when you’re in the bathroom and the son at the door asks, “Mom, firefighters phone is zero one or zero two?”

Which media is lying? Russian or Ukrainian fascists?

XX: Better in the form of a vote with options:
• Russian
• European
• American
• Ukrainian
• North Korean

YY: Everything is lying.

ZZ: Distribution by House

Posts Tagged ‘Song of Ice and Fire’. by George Martin. Game of Thrones. Made in the USSR with photoshoots of Soviet actors instead of heroes. Commentary :
"Allow me to go! You are going to die!"

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xxxx: get a bag, sock
xxx and steal the tear!!! to
XXX: Right in the middle of the day!! to
In the eyes of the people!!! to
XXX: and hiding with him in an unknown direction
XXX: I didn’t even have time to do anything, I was so upset!
xxx: thought to go to the police to report the theft to write
xxx: no video, no photo
Tagged: narcissistic narcissist
XXX: The WOW
XXX: an adequate person will definitely not be shit.

As long as we think so about responsible owners of animals, they will clean up their animals and will not, and everything around will be shit, and the trottoirs in the shit.

America is preparing for Easter. The cashier is apparently over 60 with a sad bulldog face. On the head, large pink rabbit ears on the edge.
How terrible to live.

To the question about "in Ukraine" and "in Ukraine". We read from Taras Shevchenko in the poem "The Testament":

When I die, bury me.
in my grave,
In the midst of a wide step,
In the country of Miles...

Well, if you are not pleased with the classical Ukrainian language, then there are no more arguments.