How did you deal with your food today?

Interview with the recruiter:

When you cook the soup, do you roast the onions?
No, I am putting it.
(The seeker is inclined to sacrifice the quality of the final product in favor of speed.)

- Can you ask Nvidia to write drivers for ATI video cards? There is no strength anymore...

BVC such funny offer to subscribe to the newsletter "Economic advice" for 5r. in the day. Somehow I feel like I have already started saving by refusing to send them.

Conversation with a girl

D: Do you remember the flashmob where everyone licked each other?
I: Ah, Ivan-Kupala is called.

Be so kind...

Filming of film. The dream scene of the protagonist. The action takes place on the beach, according to the script he must scream something following the girl leaving him. This is what the director says to the actor.
Just scream, something for her, there will be music in the movie.
And here she walks away, and the actor screams to her: Stay, fuck! Stay, fucking where did you go?! to
All the scenes entered the movie.
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Where to look for the movie? Please the name!

You understand how old we are when you strangle a favorite porn actress, and she’s been born in 1997.

The Sunday morning. The trading center. A phlegmatic and slightly confused father leads a little son’s pen. The child commented on the clothes of the people around him:
My uncle has a crap!
Yes, you are right, black.
My uncle has blue jeans.
Yes the blue.
My aunt has a good ass!
You can see it from below...

Hi, I'm a girl, I'm almost 22 years old//Another peer-to-peer likes to walk on cakes, walk at night with guys and break off on a full coil. Whether it comes to intimate or not yet, it is not known, but for watching porn movies the girl has already been caught.
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At twenty one years. "They are already out"! How to live now...
A 14-year-old can be caught watching porn movies. And the meaning of this catch is questionable. And at twenty-one years no one is concerned whether a person is watching porn or grew up from it at seventeen and now is fascinated by literary concepts.

XXX: I forgot his name, Sourishchev, like.
and Solzhenitsyn. by Rucalicio

Milfgard
The Zen Interview:
Why did you decide to become a tester?
Close the collar, please.

I love my job. Great from a recent interview:
- And what if you see that in the process of running the program you wrote, an unexpected situation may occur (input parameters are uncertain)?
I do not know. I would be upset...

Call: “I need space-radical hardened bearings”

Don’t remember God in vain, you don’t have a cross, you will burn in hell, it’s a sin, and so on. It seems to me alone that the Orthodox absolutely unreasonably imposed on themselves the heavy duty of hanging labels on those who do not experience a reverent trembling in the sight of the church's apparel? And especially their embarrassing advice to sanctify a car, an apartment, just go to church, put a candle, Pray and so on. It’s not enough to call me a dark devil when I ask you to stay behind me with their medieval seizures.
Tola is 40 years old.

Unusual lovers of unhuman sex

Ordinary human sex between ordinary people is nothing beautiful or exciting.
and----
Have you tried to participate?

Context advertising has moved to a new level. Today decided to buy a mouse, was a gift card Mvideo, went to their nearest store. Just crossed the threshold of the store, comes an e-mail from Eldorado with a 10% discount.

Dear lovers, do not forget that we are living in the era of digital technology, do not think that after going to a secluded place, you are hiding from the all-seeing eye of the video camera... only some moral principles do not allow the operator of surveillance to enrich YouTube with your short films )

collect my money, take a loan that I am obliged to pay, buy a home and... everything. and Voila. I was not needed now.
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And how did it happen that the jointly purchased apartment - and even if the loan for it was in your name - could get the entire wife without any compensation for you? Especially if one of your children lives with you. (You could still leave all such a proud and noble, but not with one of the children "where to go"). It smells with the idea of a drama-social artistic novel that would be filled with reason.

From the Lost Film Forum about new films:
27 March 2015 10:54
Antonovsky City
You have to make a movie based on the motives of a new superhero universe - events in Yerevan City, the villain Iron Ashot, Mandarin, against superheroes Captain Azerbaijan, who beats enemies with a shale, Shaurman, and of course, SuperDag, who throws in the enemies of the cossacks for the plow - and he very beautifully jumps back and returns to his hands, and instead of armor he turns into an ancient lavash, which is stronger than steel and titanium!

And he does not burn with the desire to raise a child from the person he hates, a child of 9 years, the child is against the father, loves the mother and grandmother, hating the entire male sex. She loves her mother's red-colored maza... And yes, the child is a girl who completely copies her mother's behavior, and is already convinced that all the men are goats. We do not condemn him.
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Indeed, why is it that a girl suddenly thinks so suddenly when she is for a dad "unnecessary child from a hated man." The mystery. And you still have a wonderful opportunity to think before breeding, if your child will not be in the same posture, when the father is inspired by the third beautiful princess, sincerely believing - that you said the evil and usurpatory Baba-Yaga, from whose captivity miraculously broke out the perfect prince.