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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №16115
 28.04.2009
Ten years ago, I stayed in a southern country. In our excursion
The group had a woman with two children, one of whom was ten years old and the other six.
The boys are whispering - always eye to eye behind them. My mother is constantly
He condemned:
When my husband arrives, he should have arrived.
Two weeks passed. We were preparing for departure, only at the airport I see this.
A woman without children.
Where are your boys? I ask.
My father and I will be here for two weeks. I will finally rest!

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16114
 28.04.2009
The shortest education test: insert the missed letters in the word
“On... on.”
If you have a kitchen, you are an educated person.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №16113
 28.04.2009
There was a huge San Bernardino. Stupid, kind and smiling. I loved everyone who came to us. But everyone who came was afraid of him. What was weird.
I went for a walk at night. In the forest (well, to make people less).
This miracle jumped into the bushes - well, interesting there! And I will encounter three drunk men... Oh, what a girl, oh, what a single girl!... And I don’t even have a voice of fear.
Suddenly the bushes move (very quietly) and the Baskerville dog comes out. Dirty, wet and smiling. He sat in front of me, cried and smiled to the men. He didn’t even grasp (he wasn’t able to do that in principle).
In my opinion, the men trembled and had not drunk in this forest for a long time.
When Lefa died, my dad said we’t have any more dogs.

[ + 128 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16112
 28.04.2009
I’ll see this quote in the TOP, I’ll go to the army.

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