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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №140889
 28.04.2017
The room contained cockroaches, which during sleep could enter through the nose and ears.
The stone could.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №140888
 28.04.2017
About the game Outlast:

James_sun: I personally have this gameplay causing one annoyance. Like a worm, one of them cries out from everyone.

Outcaster: Looking at how to balance the game, who to oppose. In Outlast 1 you were rushed by a pumped psyche. There is clear that the hero will not do anything (although the trumpet could be taken!). But in the sequel of the hero can a powerless grandmother kill. This is a cape)

James_sun: I’m from the horrors, by the way, remembering Dead Space with warmth. This is what you say, journalist! He came to the psychiatrists! by Tifou. Well, in the first part the ordinary engineer got into the lobby of the Bloody Necromorphs and hung all such puzzles of the cosmic, that they even shuddered themselves. And even the scratch has spread them all to the root.

James Sun: That’s what I understand, the craving for life. :D

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №140887
 28.04.2017
Handur
In 1994, Danish programmer Rasmus Lerdorf created a set of scripts in Perl/CGI for the output and recording of visitors to his online resume, which processes templates of HTML documents. Lerdorf named the set Personal Home Page...

Fuck the fuck!! A resume of us!!! to
Handur
I write, fucking, in the language for the resume!!! to
AAAA

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №140886
 28.04.2017
A child of the century of technology.
When he goes out of the house, he thinks what shoes to wear. I ask my mom:
Look at the possibility of rain.
Someday, ask my dad.
Suitable for:
Look at the possibility of rain.
and 100%.
You have not opened a website.
Lisa, get out of it! Rain on the window, drums on the glass, what sites!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №140885
 28.04.2017
I saw a lot of things in the Moscow metro. But the blind man running down the escalator with a stick overweight...

[ + 44 - ] [30 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №140884
 28.04.2017
Self-defense - and why should I care about the life and health of a bastard, who does not care about my life and health or my relatives? That is, he wants, say, to cut off my daughter’s eyes and rape my son, and I should shake him?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №140883
 28.04.2017
I remember one day for the New Year my parents dragged me to go to celebrate with them - at the visits of their acquaintances, and I said that I wanted to go with my friends to the city, and my parents left without me. I told my friends I’t go out with them because I’m leaving with my parents. So I didn’t go anywhere, and I sat behind the comp and played the first devil all night. No turmoil, no television, no dull popping arms from the hardcore Chinese magnetophone...only I, Diablo and Alice’s new disc – “The Fool.” Hell, it was the best new year in my life.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №140882
 28.04.2017
From the conversation about 3D printing: "As for the smoothing, do not worry very much - there are no such fields that could not be wiped with leather."

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