“Remember Everything” with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
About the Monday.

XHH: Yes, epic theater, Orthodox patriot-Islamists, have you yourself not been afraid to insult in your senses everything that moves?
We did not delay. We will never delay. And in general, we are offended in our feelings by your statement that we may be offended!

Our electrician loved to joke, so we only guessed that he was dead an hour later.

Whether it was in the second or third grade. I went to school with my favorite teacher. We walked around the building, we did not find it, we called - we are told, approach the stop like this, I am there. We go out on the doorstep, look around, remember which way to go. Our first class leader speaks on the phone. We pass by her, she breaks off the phone:
So girls, where are you?
Go to the stop:
There...
Have you finished your lessons? Okay go on.

I sit in a line in a children’s hospital. Next to grandfather and grandson. The grandson plays machines, and asks the grandfather, he said, how the car runs. Grandfather takes the car with a smart look and says, riding it on the bench: "You see the wheels, she is riding on them, but this is a bad car, she is so low. On our roads it will not pass." It takes the following machine:" and this one is also bad".

What do the hockey players do in the summer when the season is over?
All challenges in the collection. The camp.
The Summer Camp?
and yes. With wooden houses for ten people in a room!
A quiet hour!
The morning charging.
With a drunkard!
With phyto tea and procedures!
The night discos.
In the sea by whisper!
With bucks three meters from the shore!
- And you can dive, only taking hands and shouting with the choir, "Baba sowed peanuts, and said to grandfather, "Oh!"
In general, in September they come already demoralized and ready for any contracts.

The newcomer can weigh a kilogram 60-70. A cabin director is far from a hundred. Guess who's going to shake up?
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I easily guess. I remember once in my childhood I watched on TV "superpower competitions". For a while they dragged sandwiches with some sealed cargo. In the end, it was twice as fast as everybody. And not because he was the heck, but because the only physics in the school did not walk.

xx: I watch the rice beans are planted - astute science
Three eggs, why a man slipped into a hole
Whole, not broken
This is a tribute to the crowns.
XX: for twelve years
and =)))

Did the schools appear?There were many such villages.and :)
Your words only prove that everything depends on people. If they wanted, they would have moved, raised livestock and so on.
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Do you know why they hang on trees? To attract birds into the garden, so that they gather all kinds of worms and feed the chickens - for the benefit of people, for their own pleasure. In order for people to come to the former hopeless village, you need to build a road, school and a medical center. And there they will build houses and bring cattle.

He lost the key from the garage. I found an opening company. The company is called "BETMEN". Next the call and the phrase of the director: "Allo, is it Batman?" The office has fallen...

The law on tuna-eaters is contrary to the constitution and the convention on the abolition of forced labor ratified by Russia. He has no chance at the moment.
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The law on the protection of children from information violates the constitution in the question of censorship, the law on the feelings of believers, because of which Orthodox and Muslims are appointed as a privileged caste, violates the constitution in terms of freedom of religion – is this anyone? They shook and reconciled. About the local prohibitions of the topot of cats and the end of the world (no, did not come, because I was afraid) and nothing to say.
Now these beekeepers will still prohibit the performance of minors of any dances up to the chord - and then they will not be able to surprise.

I know the villages which are 200 km. from the district center, bread is stored in the refrigerator, because not often bread is taken, gas is not carried out, probably in the country gas is not mined therefore. There was a shocking case in Russia, because of a debt of 83 rubles, in the winter, the electricity was turned off and the grandmother froze and died. The culprits were told not to do so anymore and they joyfully ran to receive the prize.