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[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №29367
 28.04.2010
July-Che (00:57:22 28/04/2010)
Disconnected

July-Che (00:57:31 28/04/2010)
My cat has cleaned up.

July-Che (00:57:47 28/04/2010)
He poured out a glass of water and spread it across the kitchen.

July-Che (00:57:55 28/04/2010)
I washed up ?

F. Mercury (00:59:03 28/04/2010)
Fashionally

F. Mercury (00:59:07 28/04/2010)
How much took?

July-Che (00:59:22 28/04/2010)
A couple of boxes)

F. Mercury (00:59:30 28/04/2010)
Not a roasted cat.

[ + 85 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29366
 28.04.2010
I recently went with my beloved in the electric car. He is silent, holding my hands... He looks at them... And suddenly says:
It would be a beautiful skeleton.

Here are the compliments ?

[ + 83 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29365
 28.04.2010
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I decided what I wanted to be when I grew up! ? ? ?
Thus, you are 20. You have grown up.
Tagged: blue

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №29364
 28.04.2010
I was at a Gothic wedding.
What about the face?
Broken to happiness!

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №29363
 28.04.2010
Teacher: Create a simple data structure, call it "Student". It will contain the following fields: Name, group, middle_ball. What other?
Students: Strength, agility and endurance!

[ + 50 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29362
 28.04.2010
I have here when viewing the news in contact the question arose... or suspicion...
Here is one old classmate, even at the first school where I studied, she recently got married, well, about six months like.
And he writes in the status: "We have joy - only the closest will understand! I am so happy!" and joins groups such as "mothers", "fruit uzi in women", "clothes for pregnant women", "children’s shops", "happy parents", "young moms"... well in almost 20 - 25 groups of such content...
And I think... those who didn’t understand what their joy was – is it actually a wooden belt?? to
This preamble was
Now the ambulance.
I ask you, what is your happiness to congratulate you with? :)
Do you know what I was answered?
I was answered: "sacred))))))))))"

[ + 104 - ] Comment quote №29361
 28.04.2010
At the universe, when the conflict began, we received textbooks in the library. The author of the textbook I. Baty, and on my copy some wise man wrote the second co-author V. The mouth! Rushed long and all the flow!!! to

[ + 72 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29360
 28.04.2010
DimON:there is an interesting thing, in the letter 1956 on the letter "L" drawn a spoon, and 2010 spoon...

[ + 50 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29359
 28.04.2010
The Lexus
Why does blood from the nose go if it is not pressure?

KeKc
Look around, but carefully.

KeKc
Is Valverde nearby?

[ + 92 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29358
 28.04.2010
Cvetik: Imagine, my cat yesterday swallowed so that it was impossible to breathe.
Cvetik: and at this time I was my boyfriend, and I ran like a fool, opened the forks and ventilated the room (((
It was so uncomfortable (
Olka: okay, Seroge spizdela that it was a cat whining, but it was mealed by a slug hanging on my ears *ROLF*
Are you sure you won’t tell him?! to

[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №29357
 28.04.2010
Maybe he is gay?
No, he likes the girls.and :)
A strange one is gay.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №29356
 28.04.2010
He: Idiot mood) wants to do something.
X percent of!
She: Take care of me. I’m still the X%!

[ + 109 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29355
 28.04.2010
Everyone says big breasts are cool, it’s beautiful.
Let me tell you the whole truth about big boobs, being their owner.
So the big ones.
Do you know that it’s hard to walk with them, and it’s almost impossible to dance?
When losing weight, these same breasts lose weight first.
Under them, the skin is constantly sweating in the heat, and the main thing is to wipe out the shit!
In the deep decolt, the crumbs constantly rise and sometimes insects fly in.
Large breasts fall out of the caterpillars that are so liked by men - from the Lolites and other Veronics.
big breasts always attract attention, so a decent girl to walk on the street is quite difficult, not
catching a couple of unpleasant fatty looks or rough screams / screams.
It is uncomfortable to sleep on your stomach.
The large chest is often accidentally hit on a limited area with a large crowd.
Large breasts become insupportable with PMS.
Lingerie sellers never believe that you have big breasts, and let you measure the lingerie first for a smaller size.
With large breasts you do not go without a lick, first, because - see item 1, second, because natural breasts (not silicone) still have the ability to "slide" in different directions, which is why it starts to look like a weed.

[ + 177 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29354
 28.04.2010
My greeting, I want to pass on to those riders who do not pass pedestrians only to get into the traffic jams after 5 meters and fence the road.
Hello to you, Peders.

[ + 70 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29353
 28.04.2010
> Parkour style
and gt;
> Again the strength of foreign words! It must be spiritual!
> is a crap! The jump!


[ + 79 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29352
 28.04.2010
Murphy’s Law: If you carry something heavy with two hands, you always hit the doors that open to yourself.

[ + 123 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29351
 28.04.2010
Novosib.. on the street +28 in the day.. please wish us to finally turn off the heating!!!! to

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №29350
 28.04.2010
And you remember your first columns "Genius" for 150 rubles... such small, white-blue...which were bought "for the first time"? and :)

What does it mean to remember??? I still have them and they work very well!!! to

StopKPAH

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №29349
 28.04.2010
XXX is
See here
XXX is
More cheese, more hole
XXX is
is right?
YYYY
It depends on the type)
XXX is
on average
YYYY
Probably yes)
XXX is
More holes, less cheese
XXX is
is right?
XXX is
More cheese, less cheese
YYYY
I am so cute!))
XXX is
I’m going to push you off before the absent.

[ + 422 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29348
 28.04.2010
Blyiahiahiahiahiahinnn bought caramel cock) immediately remembered the taste of childhood)

I don’t understand school, who remembers it?

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