lPAKOTl: in our company, as the prize so fucking, and as the fucking so we two (

From the blogs:
"Moscow: travel in the subway can be paid by phone"
He is a goopnik and at the post of director of the metro - goopnik.

She: So much time has passed and you’re still angry with me, okay? Was it a good thing for you that I left you for another?
he: Of course, on the first day in the gym earned the respect of two coaches at once, on kickboxing and on handball, when working with pear represented you and sheaak her methyl!)))

DoLPeeN: I read the Samsung Galaxy Tab user manual
Do not bite or lick the plan. This can cause the plan to explode.
0 - O

Training system for trimesters. The Session. Crying in the community "halyava come" and in response from another window "I will not come, you are terrible".

Somilfo: I have thoughts in my head as members of the State Duma. Either they fight, or they don’t visit at all :-/

XHH: I knocked my knee on the shelf all the way.
Go treat your leg with green.
You have stopped being careful.
You have another unpleasant girlfriend :'?

Alexander Nevsky won the Battle of Neva at the age of 16, the Ice Battle at the age of 22.

WOW: "Wonderkind!!!" - the Germans shouted, going under the water

In Italy there is an insult: Sega - / sega / - the process of masturbation in men.

Fans of Sega toys, greetings to you!
Now it is clear the origin of the word "dirty".

Sega Mega Drive

“Mommy, why don’t my uncle give me a place in the subway?
Their eggs are heavy, they can’t stand.

by Fuck! Again in the subway appeared these dudes in sunglasses!

The Correspondence:
I won’t let you go to work in the morning. I get stuck in a member and don’t let go.
P: I’ll get up and go. So you’ll be talking there between your legs with a blanket)))
D: So I don’t get in my hands :(

Mother’s cry from the kitchen to our dog:
M: Go yours to the left, Lavrus, when are you already smoking?? to

Again the garbage bowl turned over and ate the bulls.

About 15 billion years ago, the Big Bang occurred, and since then the universe has been continuously expanding.
First comment: Why it doesn’t affect my apartment, She’s also in the universe :)

xxx: Bankomat щас delighted... "Credit card validity - 21.12.2012" 0_0

Talk (I) with a Canadian (k) about politics (12 hour flight, do nothing, speak English)

Q: Russia under Putin has strengthened, right?
I: An economy based on oil exports is the path of the drunkard. Money should be invested in the development of production, not in the stock fund.
How are the U.S.-Canadian relations?
Officially, we are friends. Canadians don’t like the Americans. If we don’t support their warrior, they stop trading oil and forestry with us.
Why do you buy forests from Americans? Do you have yours?
K: No, America is stopping to buy Canada’s oil and forestry, which is the foundation of Canada’s post-industrial economy.

O_O

xxx: I've been looking for your cooking forum for a long time. What can be done quickly and cheaply?
Tagged: mine

X: Yes, so you should go to Germany, there would be something to buy a house there.
The house is cheaper than ours.
Y: Among other
Y: and more paid work
y: the only minus-threatening bodies
y: but it compensates for German beer)

she has so long kissed and kissed my cat, the eyes on his mouth expressed suffering and despair... I tell her: "he just finished licking his ass, tired, let the kisses go, let rest," so even her teeth didn't go to brush, so she left.

Do you know why I don’t smoke?
There is an ancient computer game, "foreign against predator". There was an episode where two soldiers stood in the guard. One such "smoking-I", the other "early or later smoking will kill you", that "good". He goes away, so he starts smoking.
[21:43:59] Oleg: And there is a huge block of iron on top of it. On the block is written "new smoking"
[21:44:19] Oleg: Every time I thought of smoking, I remember it