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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №157950
 28.04.2022
xxx: At 17 years old, one guy was "rejected" by local outsiders, who were constantly knocking money out of him. He was so grateful that he decided to tell me his secret. He had seen the line since childhood. In the paints he described how he looked, red with tail and beards. He told him how he first came to him, how he was waiting for him at home to talk. I remember, at the age of 17, psychiatric I never met nose to nose. A little shaken by what happened I drove home. He always greeted me gently, seeing me on the street, I was afraid to talk. Two years later, he was twisted by the brigade and taken to the asshole. I decided that he almost struck Raskolnikov and his grandmother with his tail.



YYY: And they carry a grandmother, red and with a beard...

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157949
 28.04.2022
One day, I talk to a recipient on WhatsApp. She writes, “We don’t have a number on the tracks, go where the fox is green.”

I asked for 20 minutes and asked where I was.

I’m looking for a green fox, I can’t find it.

She said to me, “Well, you’re unscathed, you need an entrance, where the repair is going.”

As it turns out, she meant construction woods.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №157948
 28.04.2022
Now the head has ceased to be the object of first necessity.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №157947
 28.04.2022
I go away from work on the home computer to squeeze something. Suddenly, there is a notification that the son's cell phone has connected to the computer by bluetooth. “Are you going to school or have you forgotten your phone?” He replied, “I forgot my phone at home.”
So in the evening he is waiting for retribution: for walking, for lying, and especially - for stupidity!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №157946
 28.04.2022
The FSB detained a group of terrorists who prepared the assassination of Vladimir Soloviev.
The detainees have taken an asshole.

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