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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №98505
 28.05.2014
In one of the forums about Game of Thrones. The question is whether Daario and Daenerys had anything or not.
xxx: Well he said that Danny was in a good mood, and left her in the morning, whispering.
Maybe he was telling anecdotes all night.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №98504
 28.05.2014
Pchel-Kin: We have a new employee at work, his name is Abdulrahman, a good person, but I can’t work that way, every time I speak to him by name I can’t help but talk about myself in addition Ibn Hattab... otherwise discomfort for half an hour is provided to me... and :(

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №98503
 28.05.2014
A Swedish Aftonbladet article that Signal violated the rules of disqualification: “First, he appears on the stands with all the means of communication, as if from an old film with James Bond. With hidden headphones, a microphone and God still knows what (...)"

Commentary :
He also had a joystick in his hand with which he managed the team. Like a computer game.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98502
 28.05.2014
The satellite is the world’s first search engine that, on requests of ‘moist chicks’ and ‘hot peppers’, issues wet animals and baked vegetables.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98501
 28.05.2014
Today, the first thing I read, immediately after waking up, was a stream of unconsciousness flowing out of my man at the second hour of the night.
XXX is
Pu Zoo
XXX is
P-Uzo
XXX is
Pu Zinoviy Ondatrovich
XXX is
Pu Z.O.
XXX is
Paphnoty Ulyakayevich Zo
XXX is
P.U. ZO
University of Sibelman-Ortega
XXX is
Give me
Damn, o
goldy
The child!
XXX is
The master of Umama stuck naked
XXX is
It is surprising! A noble monkey has a flat ear! Thus, the discussion of the problem of the drying of grain crumbs had previously informed the nobles in mind with symbolic rites. It is calculated: in rabbits, the appetite has increased before, but the appetite controls the smell definitely.
XXX is
by Puzo. Everything is in your hands.
XXX is
In man everything should be beautiful: and thoughts, and soul, and pulse.
XXX is
Look at Puso

Further, references were made to the etymology and historical facts about the pulse.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №98500
 28.05.2014
I did not resist! In this fairy tale:
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In some models of air conditioners are installed above the windows or in the windows themselves.
My wife is normally worried.
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The salad! A new secret weapon! Targeting the salad. Something in the middle between a trebuche and a catapult. There is a significant disadvantage: hitting the enemy, at the same time supplies him with supplies.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №98499
 28.05.2014
nioliz: Have you heard the news? -- It turns out, Zhirinovsky journalist offends and was generally so evil because Zirkadin consumes =))) He apparently mocked him in terrible amounts and for life! and ;)
Kirill: The circadian, do you say? Probably a clown.

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