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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №6041
 28.05.2008
But when the transitional age passes, you know exactly what you want ice cream :)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №6040
 28.05.2008
xxx: Yesterday I bought a light bulb "better" for 195p Energy Saving, came home twisted - it turned out to be very bright ))) I had to cut off a plastic bottle, wrap it in green toilet paper "Zewa" and make a cover ))))))))))) here :-D
YYY: here is the Russian smart nach ))))
zzz: as they say "wanted as best-goed as always"))

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №6039
 28.05.2008
Lord Yan
If the eggs were multiplied by division, and divided 1 time a day, then:
Today - 1 square
Tomorrow, two of them
Tomorrow afternoon – 4 squares
Three days later, eight
...
28 days later - 268435456 yards
Given that the average barrel has a length of 15 cm, we have:
L. ježikov = 15cm*268435456== 4026531840cm = 40265318,4 m = 40265 km
The length of the Earth’s equator is 2*Pi*6400 km = 40192 km.
From this, the conclusion is that in a month the eggs will be able to encircle the entire equator.
We count further:
after 29 days - 536870912 hailers
after 30 days - 1073741824 hailers
after 31 days - 2147483648 yards
...
after 55 days - 36028797018963968 yards
Assuming that in 1 square meter. It can accommodate ~50 seals (7x7),
We have:36028797018963968/50 = 720575940379279 square meters = 720575940 square kilometers.
The area of the globe = Pi*6400 km*6400 km = 514457600 km2.
In 55 days, the shells will cover the entire globe.
Hence the conclusion: do not let the eggs share!

TRESHH
Matthew is joking?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №6038
 28.05.2008
One night...
There is a ten, on the back of the glass the inscription SELL and phone number. The driver, apparently, was cool and decided to drive without showing turns. My friend immediately picked up that number.
Are you selling your car?
and yes.
Is there something broken in it?
Everything is OK and it works.
Which turns are you not showing?! to
Emm...
He was confused and dropped the phone.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №6037
 28.05.2008
<-(-NTK-)-Punk_Server> rally virus on paper to write) so that whoever read died
<-(-NTK-)-Punk_Server> Kstate Rial is a Houthi like that.. do not die, but it becomes like a hook
<void> the lyrics of the songs of Timati?

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №6036
 28.05.2008
New (14:42:57 28/05/2008)
What does the back hurt?

Nathaniel (14:43:40 28/05/2008)
I have no idea.
Maybe the bag is heavy.

New (14:47:24 28/05/2008)
Stay there
Evening massage.

Nathaniel (14:47:45 28/05/2008)
I am just from below.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №6035
 28.05.2008
Peshka (11:51:54 14/05/2008)
I am your customer, please contact me.
Why are everyone silent?? to
Are you still working?? to
Or can I leave you?? to


Support JuiceHost TM (17:13:59 26/05/2008)
A good day. I listen to you.

See the dates

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №6034
 28.05.2008
Today while the car in the soap washer we in the rest room telik watched there on the news such a picture Japanese authorities decided to check for reliability, a customs officer drove into the first chumadan caught 142 grams of hanzhubas dogs did not find and they lost this hanzhou say hopefully nothing will happen to the owner of the chumadan because for drug trafficking in some states the death penalty

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №6033
 28.05.2008
The elevator does not work on the 12th floor. I blinked like a sabbat, I reached up to 11.5, I raised my eyes and saw the inscription with a marker - "Shit?" O_o

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №6032
 28.05.2008
XXX: And with memory, I also have problems after the injury, e...
I no longer remember Nikki. Except for the shouting "stage, in the gun!"
I was awakened this day.
YYY: the animals
XXX: The Fucks
XXX: I jumped up and ran.
XXX: in the process I was told "with the day of the border guard"
I woke up and woke up.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №6031
 28.05.2008
The Boss Comes:
That I came? That I came? That I came... I forgot... I forgot...
And he leaves.
It’s a hard day not just for me.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №6030
 28.05.2008
12:01:39) VasT: How do you get - whisper
(12:01:40) VasT: I will remove
(12:32:51) Fantom: Fujujujufu Fujujufu
(12:33:05) VasT: thieves
(12:33:08) VasT: is it ch?
(12:33:38) Phantom: This is me whispering

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №6029
 28.05.2008
X: I dreamed of Vitalik tonight.
Oh yeah, okay, I dream almost every night.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №6028
 28.05.2008
I went to a bookstore and picked a book near the box office. Suddenly, a 60-year-old woman appears in the store and asks the seller:
Do you have toilet paper?
Well, almost falling under the table, we have a bookstore, not a business store!
You must have a paper!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №6027
 28.05.2008
YYYY
Take your grandmother with you and go.
YYYY
Find a tent.
XXX is
Where can I find it interesting? :)
YYYY
I will find shit.
XXX is
Give it
YYYY
Stopping, the tent or the grandmother?)))))))
XXX is
Grandma
XXX is
I’ll find the room myself ?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №6026
 28.05.2008
cra : Calls to the sapport are saved in the.wtf format
Alex : ))))
Answers are in.rtfm format.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №6025
 28.05.2008
I’m sitting at the window at night, smoking... Fifth floor. I dook, I throw a puddle, and what would you think? I get to my neighbor’s grandfather right on the baldness! The spark, the mat...
In general, breaking my head running with a wet towel down - apologize... And then this dialogue:
I: Here is the towel Valentine Petrovich, you probably burned
“Thank you, son, how did you get out of that?
I: Yeah, I saw you fall on a frog!
He said, “Don’t say, these are the wicked. Eggs would have been cut off, who knew!
I: They are really idiots! I barely got a bottle recently.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №6024
 28.05.2008
xxx: he has recently purchased
YYYY: Ooo... the beasts, not the beasts. touched him.
XX: Why is it affected?
yyy: by the fact that if you compare a chorus with a cat, you will get this formula:
1 horse = 1 cat * 10

Yyy: Harya needs to:
Wash with special shampoo once every 2 weeks.
2) it is necessary to reliably hide household chemicals, because by nature they are hyper curious chewers. Seeing the open box of the commodity, they lose interest in everything around them. From now on, the whole meaning of life is to get there.
The female hork, for example, is able to climb into a gap of 5x7 cm.
4) They like to store supplies. With such pervasiveness, it is a problem. For example, a piece of sausage in the corner of the room behind the closet. Meat, fruit and smell after a few weeks
YYY: In short, the choir is a piece of curiosity. and concentrated. With all the outdoors.

Tagged: toyota harrie
YYY: O_O

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №6023
 28.05.2008
-=Pro®OK=-
in communion with the admin all doezzo with the help of a witty pair
On it, the underwear is dried, it is used as an extender, as a guard.

Slavic
Ebuzzos how are they?
......................

Pletout from the himalayas and in it ibuzzo=)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №6022
 28.05.2008
Is there a car?
Tagged with: X5
She: I don’t know that.
What about the BMW X5?
She is: Nea
He: What do you know?
She is: Nietzsche
He said, “Well then "the car is" going to do it?
She is: Daa

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