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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №48118
 28.05.2011
From the Cat Forum:

And in general, the raw neck is, first of all, delicious, and secondly, very similar to a mouse, and it can be dragged in the teeth, ripped on everyone, killed with a lap of prey, crushed in dried dust and then hungry eaten.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №48117
 28.05.2011
HH: How about yourself?
WOW slowly. Everything is fixed.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WOW: I had a big scandal at home yesterday.Katy's mom got stuck and told mine that she saw me buy a pregnancy test. All in all, all quieted after I even promised to go with my mother to DoHtor to confirm that I didn’t fly.
Oh yeah yeah...
WOW: I didn’t tell them just two things: 1. the test I bought for the catch and 2. he showed 2 strips =)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №48116
 28.05.2011
My husband was hungry for two days. On the third day he found food on the plate and, without moving from the bowl, came to eat in the hall, carefully lighting in front of the eyes of his daughter. He says:
There are very positive, sweet moments in her life. She should remember how Dad eats.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №48115
 28.05.2011
Well, how to understand the phrase of the ancestors "without us no one leads home!"...they want to see or participate?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №48114
 28.05.2011
Today in the dressing room after training and soul,
There are two large men who talk:
First: (with a complaint voice) you imagine, I forgot my favorite dish at work, even I don't know what I'm going to do in pn : ((
Do you have any other bags?
This is my favorite flower :)

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №48113
 28.05.2011
If you turn your pants out, you can put your cock in your pocket!
YYY: Judging by my salary, I have been wearing pants all the time – I put my hand in my pocket, and there – fucking!

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №48112
 28.05.2011
But we were taught at the military school at one time that a soldier, having fallen into the epicenter of a nuclear explosion, must turn into a radioactive cloud and, moving toward the enemy, hit it.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №48111
 28.05.2011
from the military committee sent to a neurologist, it is necessary to do röntgen, in our hospital it does not work, so sent to another with a direction, where they are just taking recruits. It tells me that we cannot accept, because it is not in the place of residence and they do not have any difference that I am a recruiter, only pay, the cost go find out in the box office. I come to the box, they say that such an X-ray is not paid, only for free for recruits. Is there anything in Russia where there is no such thing?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №48110
 28.05.2011
Why does the feeling of deja vu arise?
This is a sew/load.
... Fuck it! Exactly!! to

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №48109
 28.05.2011
Q: So you are like on the light side, and at the same time you eat cookies?? to

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №48108
 28.05.2011
The RIA News:
Schoolchildren near Voronezh, playing in the tranche, found human remains and
With the help of an anatomy textbook, a skeleton was made. This is who will surely pass the EGE on biology!

[ + 57 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №48107
 28.05.2011
XXX: Even how sad it is to become religious people. They have to argue without relying on evidence, and boldly justifying millennia of crashes.
The atheist has only one problem. There are millions of fools who must burn in hell, but there is no hell.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №48106
 28.05.2011
Status of Agent:
A woman should be like ice cream, white, sweet and melt in her hands, and a man should be like coffee: strong, hot and unable to fall asleep.
The comment:
And the black??? O_O

[ + 72 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №48105
 28.05.2011
The blue! How did I go on course 3 with this theory of time... Prepod was over us all the time:
You don’t need this naphygm, even if you go into the past and kill me, then you change the future and don’t go into the past to kill me, and I’ll stay alive and I’ll put in your stimulus and you won’t do the nifiga to me! The exam must be passed!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №48104
 28.05.2011
Marisa: Good morning Are you evil?
Olka: the morning stone of the front "hello" said...
Tagged: oooo
Olka: Goat, could have greeted you from the place...

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №48103
 28.05.2011
Mail.ru has replied to:
Ask guys, please tell me, why do you watch porn?
Answer what? And suddenly, in the background, a gorilla will pass, or green humans will run around the room...I am always waiting for them. Or the main heroine among the movie will say-love, give a whistle! More vocals can be taught. A, O, W, Y, E, Y... I learned German from my friend. The Fantastic! and Ferstein! Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah! A familiar one has chosen the interior in the bathroom, the kitchen is furnished... There are still fun movie clips! Only it is not always clear where the microphone in the frame got, where the requisite, and where the person

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №48102
 28.05.2011
From Someone's Blog

I go to the toilet and I hear a loud voice from the cabin:
“Mash, you know, I ate ridges and drank with milk! And I ate all day, cracked like an idiot!
There was a complete feeling that the woman was talking to her ass, and trying to apologize.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №48101
 28.05.2011
I realized that it was time to clean up on my desk when I found kg behind the laptop's cover. The Sugar

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №48100
 28.05.2011
Yesterday I saw how on the 9th floor house they take a boolean poster of Medvedev and hang the same thing with Putin.
WOW: They are hinting 😉

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №48099
 28.05.2011
answered

ynestulya: entered a consulting firm, in their office lives a speaking poppy, a big one. The spider regularly pronounces the phrases "dotha", "beer" and "double kil". I have no doubts about their professionalism.

"Ownage!" Did the pope not speak? If not - fall from there, they are really bad)))

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