Once needed a DDR1 plan, for one old animal, for work. I go to the announcement I find a person and here a meeting was scheduled. I stand in the yard waiting for him, next to him another friend for the company. And here comes to us such a guy in a jacket to his knees and speaks.
You ordered the operation.
Well yes we
He puts his pockets and gets his plans. Choose the mouth. Standing we choose no one to interfere and here from behind the back 2 mints approach us, faces satisfied can not be straight.
Do you trade spams?
It was necessary to see how their faces changed when they saw the plank with a stitch in their hands. And here, not far from science fiction, Moscow visited the idea, and what if someday some iron would not be able to trade OO?

HOTARU: We live with a very hairy and clawed cat. She usually does not climb to me, because she has a hostess, and yesterday she lay right next to me, stretched and murmured. I thought that she felt my kindness and all that, and it turned out that she just lay down under the warm air from the notepad and warm up.

It is strange. I noticed long ago. When the phone is charged and in inactive mode, there are no signals or vibrations when a message arrives.
and AGA. When I eat, I am deaf and dumb.

>>> The specialist on the couch is immediately visible - manganese is included in the list of drug precursors and therefore is a substance of strict reporting.

A lawyer is immediately visible, not a specialist. Salic acid is a precursor, it is in the stomach of every person, so let us ban people.

Eight gunshots did not kill a businessman in Moscow.
by Boris H. Would you fall?! to

It’s nice to lie down while there’s hard work.

I guessed with girls crosswords -"Little portable organ?"
Variants of the sea, started with a vibrator.
It was a musical instrument.
Freud is smiling.

She sits, repeats the alphabet, and suddenly asks:
“Mom, where is it really?
Clearly, I am not talking about what I am talking about. The little one shows me:
A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A...

People, where is the Jade?! to

Should Mikhalkov pay 1% tax in cases when he buys net media:
For your new movie?
- for the needs of the network "We eat at home!"?

>>> Now you are unhappy with the plum children, and then what? What next, Karl? Will you beat them again? to destroy? to rape? to kill?

Read, and go to a psychologist, and better to a psychiatrist. For the logical chain of a normal person is “unhappy” – improve, and the logical chain of a psychopath is “unhappy” – destroy.

There is no chance for smart women.
On the backdrop of the TP, any fool will look like a bitch of a bitch.
The old joke "What fool will tolerate a wife smarter than himself?"

Added
>> In the topic of modern names of candy.

Yesterday the husband brought a package, and in it a whole kilogram of woman’s bites))). So they are called candy..."A woman’s bite"...In my opinion, quite unexpected)))
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The same company has sweets "Man’s Tears". They look very cute in one vase.)

A fifteen-year-old fucking nephew scored some points in some app and won an invitation to a cool show. Now he sells one of his accounts to buy a ticket and a girl. All, I am calm for the current generation, "turning behind the computer" is not such a useless occupation at all.

My 7 year old daughter is frozen. He threw his coat on her, her knees folded and she fell.

I was so well educated that after watching the movie "Teleport" I thought what I would do if I had such abilities... So, I would open an international delivery service and demand very good money for my work, in parallel - the rescue service. And time would be enough. Legal and profitable.
While my friends shared their options:
They would rob banks.
I would go to all movie shows and closed parties.
They would eat for free what they wanted, and then just teleported from the toilet home, etc.

You won’t believe, I thought about this one hour ago. Only I thought of the stationary devices and the fact that every caveat of customs and visa departments would immediately stand on the dust. The company must also be a secret.

The whole essence of education reform in two examples:
1998 year.by :
I swear to my father to go to the store for bread.
“Son, can you count me?
Father, I am studying in second grade!
2015 year.by :
I swear that my son will go to the store for bread.
What if I was fooled? I only study in second grade.

The first step should be taken, okay. The question is, what are the boundaries of this step, what is its beginning and its end?
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You need to get acquainted first.
Talk and find common topics.
Planning a next meeting to exchange contacts.
If she agrees to move on, it will be seen. If you are opposed, stay back.
You just don’t need to catch your hands right away, and even more to offer sex.
You can bring something small, like flowers or candy.
Help as much as possible (bring a bag, offer an umbrella).
Like children in the sandbox.
Let’s make friends? She shakes you on the head.

We were talking about nominal unemployed people, i.e. just not paying any taxes, but possessing the transport of the elite class.
Buying legally does not mean paying taxes on the income from which it is purchased: a declaration and a certificate of the legal origin of funds are not required to provide. Moreover, the doping of these expensive cars runs on transit or with purchased "deposit", i.e. all taxes and fees have never been paid.
and----
And to fight this evil decided by taxing the unemployed?
And the authors did not get into the intersectional ganglion, that the paper is "plated", or the contract " works as an incoming carpenter, wipes out the dust on High Thursday", they will buy, as they bought a bargain? Do not deceive yourself. The unemployed will pay, the unemployed will pay. Those who pretend to be unemployed will pretend to be low-income or have paid a fee, if desired.
I would like to introduce a disability tax. The people bought the certificates.

The next step should be regular checks on the moral appearance of teachers.
Now, every five years, their knowledge is checked, and it is equally important to check morality. Is the teacher a pedophile? Is he a sectarian? Is he doing magic? This should be checked on the polygraph."

Meeting of the Commission of the Public Chamber of the Russian Federation on the Development of Science and Education.

I sit with a friend in a cafe. She tells me to order Carbonara paste, said there in the sauce a raw egg and you can get Salmonella. I explain that if the shell is thoroughly washed (preferably with soap), Salmonella is not scary.
My girlfriend is naive! Do you think they’re going to shake up here?
I: We will ask now!
And I ask the waitress who approached the question, all the genius of which I realized only by arranging the phrase and seeing the round eyes of the flattering girl:
Q: Do you eat eggs?? to