In 2004, when Sharapova won Wimbledon, she was invited to a show at Posner. At the very end, after numerous salutations to the glory of Russia, Vladimir Vladimirovich asks her the last question:

And now, Masha, what will you do?

To which Masha, breathing hard, simply answers:

I will go home to America.

Sometimes, in order to find a bad dancer, you have to sleep with the whole ensemble.

It was in the lesson. We were lucky at shooting. The program also included the throwing of grenades. In general, the position of the troops is this: there are a bunch of soldiers, before them all the military chiefs (observe), and even further the fortification of blankets, for which you have to throw a grenade. The flag already near the fortification personally explains to everyone: it is a grenade, it is a fire, this is how you insert, carefully twist, remove the ring and sweep away... Then you report to the observing command, how good you are.
Another young man. He stumbles, throws and... runs after the grenade! The flag clearly bleached on the background of the tires. And the brave soldier catches the grenade, lifts it up (it fell and did not explode - this is what happens and means that it will do a BOM! at any moment) and runs with her toward all these majors and colonels. They were not even able to escape from surprise.
Comrade commander, reports the ordinary Ivanov! I forgot to remove the ring.
It was smiling, but not immediately.

Ilon Mack has expeditiously launched 60 Starlink satellites, which will allow the inhabitants of the Earth to use the global internet at the love point of the world.
Pocciae awaits the revelation of Pockomnadzopa - whether they are the livestock of the Earth or not.