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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №17631
 28.06.2009
Damn people, Michael Jackson is dead :(
What a strange feeling...such as a constant object of ridicule and suspicion of pederastia, an incomprehensible, confused, eccentric personality etc etc...and he was not for us Russians especially someone...
Fuck... how is it? It is Michael! (it is Michael!)! to

Sleep quietly, Mike, you will always be in our memory.
P.S The Moon Walk is an Ophogenic Thing, Mike :'(

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №17630
 28.06.2009
Irka burned her condoms again. *WALL*

YYY : M?

A romantic moment, I get a new pack of pants... And here it is:

You are "Oh you are! The new ones? Or... do you wash the laundry?and "

Ohhhhhhhhhh...

WOW :...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №17629
 28.06.2009
What can be done in 7 years? Build a house, grow a tree, send a child to school. What can be done in 7 months? Pick up a new car. What can I do in 7 weeks? Promotion in service. What can be done in 7 days? Organize collection and provide assistance to those in need. What can you do in 7 hours? It is a pleasure to spend time with dear people. What can you do in 7 minutes? Say the sweetest and warmest words to your loved one. What can you do in 7 seconds? Destroying your whole life.

Unforgiven

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №17628
 28.06.2009
My child is being observed by strangers. How to React?
Teach your child magical spell: Mom teaches me that not every judgment should serve as a modifier of behavior. Being pronounced with a clear diction and a benevolent-confident intonation, it acts similarly to the spell: "Okamenev!", and more reliably, though for a short time, and without dangerous side effects.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №17627
 28.06.2009
xxx - and in general, there are such troubles: you need to buy 5 straws, and I have the entire warehouse of bears filled, because of this cats can not collect cheese
YYYY - Are you talking to me right now?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №17626
 28.06.2009
In the ass, I tell a friend that I have a terrible headache, and I no longer know what to do. She is:
Ioja: Then if you have coffee and milk, I can offer one recipe for pleasure! Thumbs Up
Annie : Which one?
Ioja: you pour coffee and pour milk into the bath and yourself there! Yippidy yi yi yippity yay!! to
What about milk and coffee?
How much is there.)
And... not thick.
Coffee with milk? milk bag - grams 200 ))
Ioja: I would also have a casserole suggested )))))))) well then it is only enough to wash) you take a garlic, put it in milk and on the face, lie down for 15 minutes.
Great for the skin too.
I still have salad leaves in the refrigerator, please advise me.
Ioja: with leaves... electricity instead of toilet paper I can recommend ROFL*
It’s great for the skin too. 😉
Okay, how is it! 😉
I’m afraid to ask, but where would you recommend the carrots? It is also available.
In the ass of carrot, in the ass! :)
Fuck, you won’t believe, I knew it!
In short, face to face with milk, in the ass with carrots and cover this case with salad leaves.
Leave for 15 minutes.
I’m sure I’ll forget my headache 😉


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