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[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №49535
 28.06.2011
I have been increasingly convinced lately that coffee in grains is grown only in order to snap this mountain of freshly roasted grains and stick to a bowl of soluble shit.
<chh>which seems to be actually mining in the mines (((

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №49534
 28.06.2011
She: And you promised to be with me in the mountain and to help me with joy!! to
Nothing like that I just said – yes!! to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №49533
 28.06.2011
I have the feeling that MFI is the only university in Russia in which students open the last page of the textbook not because there is a headline, but because, blatantly, read.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №49532
 28.06.2011
Give grammar and punctuation rules instead of check codes.

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №49531
 28.06.2011
After the graduation evening, the dream of Losha and the fears of Katina's mother were fulfilled at the same time.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №49530
 28.06.2011
Poorly
XXX is
The cat used to sit on the monitor, hanging the tail on the screen. There is a lot of tail and it is dull. To drive the cat away is unrealistic - it will immediately come back. What am I doing? Right - with one hand I hold the mouse, and the other I hold the cat's tail, so as not to interfere.

Buy a monkey.

[ + 61 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49529
 28.06.2011
Curious, but still real situation in Belarus (Belarus):
Hello the police? They are on the streets, come soon! Oh, no, there were just shots, sorry, it seemed...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №49528
 28.06.2011
“The idea of calling my daughter ‘Democracy’ is good.
...??? to
Then I will be guaranteed to be the father of Russian Democracy.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №49527
 28.06.2011
I go down the subway every day, all the girls look at me and smile. I think to hide the beautiful hole. I smile to them too. Then just touched that mouth chocolate smeared HD))))))))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №49526
 28.06.2011
The Park. Near the trail a bunch of unshaped branches. The dialogue:
– Oh! by Rossi. I need to call Navalny.
Do not need. It is so overwhelmed...

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49525
 28.06.2011
M: Mmm, I’ll come in the evening, then we’ll try.
J: Not today though. The red days of the calendar.
M: Are you bleeding again? In your ass then.
M: By the way...

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №49524
 28.06.2011
Do you have red lines?
and no. I have a large coil of white and a set of flommasters! It is'

[ + 70 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49523
 28.06.2011
xxxh: today before the parents burned, the cup bended when the juice poured out ((
WOW: Pff, you think, I once with my parents stretched the toothpaste with the teeth

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №49522
 28.06.2011
Add-on to the "Pinate programmers" and "Corporate unlimited baseball bits" another unusual job from the site of a major HR agency (search with the search engine, there are more):

Characteristics of work
Military Company No. 11.

Regions: Branches throughout the country.
Military Command No. 11 represents a large network of Russian Armed Forces, the world leader in the field of patriotism and protection of the Motherland.
Their duty is to serve.
Welcome: good health and excellent positive mood.

The Conditions:

Full working hours.
Work in a young and friendly team under the guidance of experienced mentors.
Opportunity for career growth after a trial period (2 years).
Celebration of the Pocket Offer.
Opportunity for additional training for various professions (submariner, chemist, shooter, driver, as well as working specialties).
Working in the fresh air.

The social package:

Free compulsory fitness.
A personal stylist.
Corporate dress code and clothing.
24-hour team building and coaching by diving method.
Paid lunch, breakfast and dinner.
Free accommodation within 5 minutes of work.
Work in carefully protected territory.
Bright, unforgettable corporate holidays, trips to nature.


[ + 71 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49521
 28.06.2011
You know, along the night streets, shda barefoot, girl-eight-legged o_o

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №49520
 28.06.2011
In the Yalta hospital, the victim was diagnosed with "incomplete drowning".

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49519
 28.06.2011
I was hired in an accounting firm...
12th on 1st is not fair :(((

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №49518
 28.06.2011
I can’t get a ventilator.
I put my finger there.
- The hole was scattered on it, the previous programmer apparently also crashed.
I wonder if he really resigned.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №49517
 28.06.2011
The girls before the party.
Hope:you are this, colored bracelets or stamps on the solitary put)))))))))))
At the entrance, without a fire))))))))))
Okay... let’s look at it.
Hope: we need to come up with gestures)))))))
Hope: In short, I came up with: I’m pointing my finger, sharply throwing out my hand and shouting – Lena, man!!! you have the following reaction: if you are single - you get up on the table and shout: free cash, free cash, and if you are married or just busy, sitting in place you start to count - sin, sin, do not adulterate, do not desire another husband)))))))

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №49516
 28.06.2011
Don't hide behind someone else's back - in our time they shoot from behind.

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