In the USSR, there were collective brigades of artists who travelled around the country with concerts from various philharmonies. One such group of artists - both famous and beginners - came to a small village in the
The submarine. The concert was scheduled in an old wooden club, in which
There was no water or sewerage. The toilet was located on the street - a booth of 1.5 x 1.5 meters with a burial hole. And it happened all in the winter, in the strong frost.
The beginner singer Leščenko felt the need to visit the toilet shortly before the concert. Running out into the street in a concert suit and light shoes he did not risk and therefore decided to adjust for the realization of the wish the cage, standing in the room near the exit to the stage.
Lechchenko's attempt was stopped by the unexpected appearance of the wave. The club. She sharply pulled out of Lechchenko’s hands a bucket and shouted:
“How you are not ashamed! You are a beginner artist. This is for Mahomet!”

They scattered pirate discs (they think so), torrents appeared. They are already trying to spread the torrents.
Damn, the Russian man would rather learn to transmit files by the force of the thought, or through an electric boiler, than would pay for it.

On Friday night, I was asked: Why are you foreigners? When we, the Thai, have sex with someone, then that person becomes our fight friend. You have no such.
I wanted to reassure her, to say that it wasn’t so, but then I remembered that I didn’t know her name at all.

He cried and oral.
The Negro is poor.
But Moses did not know.
There are Negroes.

C motorcycle area. About the motorcycle.
'Loki': I walk quietly on the rubbing in the area of mcada ) I watch the bats stand ) hugged them with the hand one of them to me somehow so gently stick - well I thought he greeted me too.. I go further in the end catch two).

Following the Dialogue
Doc is OK?
Yes here
Why didn’t he stop and run away?? to
Hey, did you stop? I kissed you somehow you too with a stick, no, this gesture didn’t look like a stop.
- Ah.. and from my side it looked like I stopped you and you showed me the facts and left =)

He ordered his young man to eat. Sitting next to the table.
He: What are you not eating?
I: I am not hungry.
You don’t eat, you don’t eat, you don’t love me at all.? to

Make the button "Stupid" already. And also "TupotTupotTupot!!!!!". Opportunity for authors.

Tell me where can I buy tobacco for Kalyan???? to
[13:38:02]~AnomaliyA~: a little girl.......
[13:38:07]~AnomaliyA~: shoes for feet...
[13:38:15]~AnomaliyA~: pop in shorts and on running..
[13:38:21]~AnomaliyA~: what is our tobacco?))))))
[13:38:36]~~$powder$~~: For the Kalanchoe

Daradali: Who enters the house with a good fairy tale, who has known everyone since childhood? Those of you!"

From the forum (as strange as the web developers):
For a successful dating, you need to have a good mood. A spiritual rise. Mood is transmitted from person to person. If you can pass yours on to the lady, it’s already 70 percent of success. It doesn’t matter what you’re talking to her.
yyy: no, well if smiling sincerely say to the girl "don't fuck the cowboy", I think she will be offended :D

mother (14:04:38 27/06/2011)
I wanted to cook the snack, the light did not light up, in the strawberries instead of sugar, rice was poured, now pudding eat 3 days

Elephant
13.03.2010 09:17:48
Hi to!
I bought a new laptop. It smelled plasma and I decided to wash it with raspberry soap, and it stopped turning on. And I thought it was because of the cooling system and because of the fact that there was water in it and dusted it with a vacuum cleaner and dried it with a dryer. The vacuum cleaner pulled out the buttons Y, A, P, Y. I glued them back, but they don’t press for some reason. Then I took it back to the store and told them to return my money, and I was told that the product was deprived of warranty for physical damage and return and exchange will not be subject.
Tell me why they say that, because I didn’t understand him!

Commentary on the juice:

Disadvantages: We have not yet met. My wife doesn’t get to collect it...I don’t know whose deficiency it is...)))

Top 10 Unbelievable Causes of Death Penalty

The Persian Law on Beer. For the brewing of bad beer in Persia, you could choose to be drowned in the substantive proof of your crime or drink it until you get drunk to death.

It is time to introduce

I was not drunk.
zzz: Boy, you gave the socks to the Karatish and shouted, “Dobbi, you are free!

Braen: Yesterday I am going to the flight, before the very departure from the number which ends at 666 comes SMS: "Prejudice"... I call back to the number (no one) in response a good girl operator says, the number is wrong or does not exist O_o In 5 minutes, when we are already sitting with the generic and we think, to postpone the flight or not, another SMS comes with the text: "Not there"... in the head we are already sitting, we are hanging, but we decide to drive... What was my surprise when over 800 meters on the road saw a big accident... this is what to think now?
CHESTER: What do you think, Satan’s number is wrong?

I am going through medical practice in one of the hospitals of Moscow.I form the history of the disease of the man who just entered the department in the appearance of a strong and long drinking:
I: the place of work
he: ooo"gsk"
I: The Position
He is a landscape designer
Oh, and to record it?
he: yes no... write "the bulldozer"

Since I left with my parents, my life has changed dramatically. We live together with the cat.
If after his dinner I do not feed for the night, he, when I turn off the lights in the whole apartment and go to bed in a remote room, runs out, slides on the parquet and sticks in my heels, and I scream and run to hide under the blanket.
On weekends, I get up at 9 am because a cat comes, sits on a pillow, cuts my ear out of the blanket and starts sparking something like “give meat, give meat.”
When he is dissatisfied with something, he goes to the toilet, finds there a plastic bowl for the flooring, which is close to the wall and a blow, and if you hit it with a foot, it will not fall, but will walk on the sidewalk, hitting the walls and the blow, while giving a ringing thunder.
And when he is inspired, he rushes to a chair on wheels, and rides on it on the parquet to the foothold, stretches off from there and rides again. He also eats the dragon and wipes all the black things in my closet with his gray wool. I love that shit.
Kitty seems to be preparing me for family life.

[11:18:52] Ircheg says: On Sunday at 7.05 a.m., a goat struck Rammstein! Sleeping under these screams is unrealistic. He listened to three songs. I decided to go ask the neighbors or from the street. I come to the kitchen, and it's from my center orets ))))) The cat slept on top and accidentally turned on ))))

The neighbors didn’t come 😉