Question: What are you ready for for your husband?
One of the answers: I’m ready to give him a puzzle if he doesn’t believe I’m ready for him.

The red car is stronger.

We don’t know if birds attract certain colors. Apparently, much more important is the place where the car is parked,” said a representative of the British Society of Ornithologists.
Yyy: Well, he’s right, I’ve noticed that if the car is in the garage, the birds are sick of it less.

Alexander is
Have you seen the sting? A small defenseless creature, almost without a leg.
Svetlana
Small and defenseless. She is a child of a stranger!

Straga: Beer festival, people three hundred people, and beer is sold immediately in litre bowl, many have been sitting for a long time, but there are no pleasant drunkards. I go to the toilet there two cleaners clean up and the other says: You know, I have such a feeling that here everyone from Smolensk suffered.

The xxx:
"The damage received by the ‘six’, according to the Thumens, is greater than that of Bentley."(c) In my opinion, a cool phrase )))

YYYY :
Only an unprepared and ignorant person can say this. Do you know what it’s like to change the wing on the six, for example? You yourself try to cut it, then you understand that along the upper base you will not cut, you need a thinner disk, you go to the market, buy a thin disk from Ulugbek, break it right away, you go to look for a seller, who for his 178 rubles has long bought an aul at home and is secured for the rest of his life. You cut off the wing with a tooth, buy a new one, you see what about the ground was forgotten there, you remove the paint, like the skin from the burned back, friends advise you to know Uncle Vasyu (there is in every yard) who will cheaply boil your wing up with your legs and back forward... After painting you grind the inaccuracies with nitroemalia, and sometimes paint with guash. But Bentley what? I went to the service and that’s all. by Tifou. The bourgeois.

For whom do you suffer in the match Germany-Italy?
for the fascists.
LOL, for what is it?

xxx: 27.06.2012 - the same day that Doc and Marty moved in the movie "Back to the Future".)))
yyy: the shit.. flying skateboards and clothes that do not fit the size itself((((
There is internet and cats.
YYY: Do you live like that?
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AB: Today at 8 a.m. I accidentally heard about the sports news of the ONT, about yesterday’s match Spain-Portugal, commentator:
"The best moment was for Cristiano Ronaldo, but he was over the gate"

My employee had a birthday yesterday. In the morning, the supply department bought flowers (all as appropriate, a gift from the management). Lunch cake, congratulations and flowers. And today she was asked to go to the supply department, to schedule for receiving flowers, because. This is the top of the bureaucracy.

I also took a village cat, like a boy. This fell into the entrance run out, I catch him, so as not to escape, and there is a small mouse. My cat saw this miracle and with a wild full of horror "Mayaa!!"Ballow back into the apartment.
For two days the cat sat under the couch, refusing to go out even to eat (((

Blessed be the fool who invented YouTube advertising before the video! I’ve been scared of TV all my life.

From the Eldorado website, from a review about the vacuum cleaner:

hair from the carpet does not collect for this you still need to buy a turbochip separately universal (owners of animals and women - take it right away, you will not regret)

Marla Zinger: On the third day, a ridiculous situation happened to me.
Marla Zinger: overnight at her match, awakened from the grinding of the grass-cutting machine, the homon of birds and the rumbling of trams.
Marla Zinger: Well, I’m giving out on the machine: "<name>, close the window" and for convincingness I’m pushing it to the side.
Marla Zinger: And here I understand that the name I named was not him, but the guy I just slept with recently, brotherly on the couch. You would see EETY’s eyes. I thought he would squeeze my pillow now. Annette turned to the other side and grabbed.
Marla Zinger: All the time before he woke up, I imagined paintings painted with the blood of virgins: how he first brutally kills me, then finds him, and just as brutally kills me.
Marla Zinger: I was afraid, and he stood up, kissed me and went for coffee. This is a dream amnesia.
Marla Zinger: But I still ask him with great concern to close the window, or suddenly remember details and characters.
Tagged with: ahahahahahahahah

My husband (with my light hand) decided to sit on a diet. I stayed there for a week and did not eat after six. The second started to collapse, I had to watch him. The third has gone. Everybody yesterday yesterday cried out that he could no longer, wanted a lot of food. Somebody calmed and went to bed. He seemed to have fallen asleep, and I was constantly waking up, he sat down like a diet, becoming upset. I hear something whisper:
Ma, Ma and Mom.
I think how lovely, Mom dreams, and then:
Mom, Mom and Mary.
Yes to! What is Mary? I listen to:
- Marin... Marin... (I make a pillow for suffocation)... marinated...
I have an O! His face and he:
- Cucumbers

I need to change something. and :)

In the far north, a boy was found with a diamond instead of a brain.
Scientists have long broken their heads.

XXX is
Give the power without bu and ne
YYYY
by Vladimir Leonidovich
XXX is
You are thrown out of the extreme.

I don’t understand people sometimes. End of working day. Street with permanent traffic jams (one large traffic jams), the situation is further aggravated by two railway transfers. One of the moves is closed, the grandmother in an orange vest comes out and begins to move. and Venice. Such a simple venom. Within 20 minutes the move opens.

The Social Network My World

Aaaa (girl) Almost all the guys call girls: 'za, rabbit' guys you think, will you catch cabbage and don't cheat carrots???!!!! to

Likes: bbb, ccc and 2 more people ((girls)

ddd (girl) ;-) this is right))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Eee (girl) straight to the point...

zzz (boy) Judging by your comments, girls date guys solely because of cabbage and carrots. So this is a profession, not love, my dear ones. The oldest way of earning.

XX: Well, it’s like in school. You scratch yourself on the party "Vanya+Manya", and then you shout up yourself: "No, I didn’t write it! It is not true! What fool has done this?", and you quietly think:"Maybe He will see, and think..."
xy: With knowledge of the case)) Admits, I wrote on the parties?))
XX: No, it wasn’t me who wrote it! It is not true! and :-)

Have you ever had anal sex?
Well, so for half a...
HHH: What is it?
And then she woke up.