A pigeon has been sitting at my window for less than half an hour, watching me work, and knocking on the window if I get distracted.

XX: I am afraid

You are talking about planning, time management.

Fucking Pigeon: This Is My Secret to Success

A classmate of his wife in Israel, called the guests: "...in the hotel to stay expensive, stay with us, it will be a little cheaper." I just wanted to visit them.)

I was in the store yesterday. In addition to food, I took a couple of beer for the dacha. Standing at the box office, the cashier is such a straight east aunt, snooping, with a strong accent:

Is there 18 years?

What is?

Are you drinking beer 18?

I’m 34 and I’m already big.

Why is it so thick?

So why rejoice?

"Listen, if I asked if I was 18, I would have been so happy all day long!

Modesty was not on my list of virtues – there was not enough space.

And as a child, I dreamed not about a computer, but about a underground bunker, only to dig it I had nowhere. And when the parents bought the land, they said one century of land in the corner of your plot, roy your bunker. I joyfully excavated a hole of three cubes there, but I didn't have time to arrange it... A week later, a sortier was erected over my bunker. has not yet been filled.

“Today I saw a 15-year-old girl buying a rejuvenating cream. Pepe, it is time for me to retire.
She may be 40, but the cream is good.