Do you borrow $17 before your salary?
You constantly borrow money from me. Instead, I think it’s time for you to go in search of the truth, where you know everything, all the answers, the solution to all the problems, where billions of people have gone, but no one has yet found that place.
HHH: What is it?
Go to the shit, I say.

From the French grammar textbook:
If you go to Russia, you should drink as much vodka as your Russian partners. (This is a misconception.You need to drink more than Russian partners)"

<@[bETA]mEN> Domodedovo seeks to remove the scandalous video with the head of the council Kogan from the internet
<@[bETA]MEN> removal
<@[bETA]me> from the internet
<@[bETA]me> okey!

Vaeliaen
The MDA. Smoked in the window.
Vaeliaen
A room full of mosquitoes...and good if only them.
Real Rock-n-Rolla
Bougie )
Vaeliaen
In the past summer, something came to me so that I stumbled from him in horror under the bed - because the undercover monster compared to this creature seemed to me native and sweet.

xxx: The teacher of the school burned the fire and those who had time to run out, put five for a quarter ><
YYY: O-O
YYY: We were enough to say we don’t smoke (
Education reform, what do you do?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY for survival

Artem: Greetings to you! Like fragments as children?
Do you think that such a beautiful girl is eating a young man?
He eats and drinks, but other physiological processes are not alien to him.

No, I always knew that it's not in the
To myself, but to me? Head of IT Department
A black kitchen knife.
Yellow islands, walks in all ticks
with the words: "Beline imposes a response
Tagged with"

Postcard: Operational printing <...> Business cards in 2 hours
I am interested in digital cards.
We don’t have digital cards, only ordinary ones.
I: Ordinary, is it an offset?
Q: No, this is not a printer.
I: Well obviously on the printer. Do you have a Xerox or Minolta car?
T: Young man, we are copying on Xerox. The cards are printed on the printer, you know.

I am sitting alone at work today.
YYY: And where are the others?
xxx: Andrei is on vacation, the chef at the country, Anja resigned, Pasha has a heat stroke, Renat - and it is good that he is not there...

Hicks: Well admit honestly, who of you when listening to the song "Went to the shore of Katyusha" at least once in the head appeared the image of a young girl, and not a combat vehicle of rocket artillery?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh You can’t hide sweets and vibrators!
WOW: It’s not about me.
I don’t eat sweets.

The neighbor had a computer (a middle-aged girl), no experience, respectively. One day he came to me with a problem.
I can listen to one song and play it all one by one. I look into the manipulator, I see an open folder with MRIs and I understand that he does not know how to highlight them all. Silently press Control + A. The neighbor nodded for a second, and then asked a question. "And how did you hide them all?"
I could not help him any more that day.and 😉

Sometimes for a high flight, the usual tip under the ass is lacking!!!! to

The Real Negro
The elderly generations remember Weiland Rodd (the elder), who came to the USSR in the early 1930s with his white wife-pianist and played all the blacks in all Soviet films: it's "Five-Year-Old Captain", and "Mikluho-Maclay", and "Circus", and "Meeting on the Elbe". There were no more blacks among the actors, and therefore the directors were invited to film only him, and he was paid an increased rate. In the meantime, Weiland was a rather tenuous and pressing man.
During the filming of the film "Treasure Island" at the Odessa film studio, he thought that he was paid too little and arranged a scandal in the accounting office: racism was told, calculated and offended!
The modest accountant, showing him the information and accounting documents, said bitterly:
- You get 700 rubles per filming day, and I, the chief
Accountant, I go for six hundred rubles a month. So much more needs.
Let’s see who of us is a black man.

Operation Commissioner Petrov, in the framework of a special task sitting under the appearance of a poor man near the church to ask for mercy, the next day without hesitation resigned from the internal ministry.

I heard, this dude just threw out the New Year's Tree!
Yyy: weak, my at least would hny

My six-year-old brother built a house in the Sims, and placed the bed for his playwife... in the kitchen. I think I educated him correctly.

Brother and girlfriend went to visit, almost not followed by her - washed all the dishes
XXX: I look after my best. For some reason:

From the ASK:
The bear? This is who?
You are our president.
Do we have a president?? to
- O_O
Do you think the people have chosen him?

Lectures on Mass Communication. There is noise in the audience, because spring and in the head of the thought is not about these very communications. Prepod watched all this for a long time and said:"And why are we so young people moved? Oh, well... Spring has come, the girls have removed their socks – Spring has smelled!" O_o
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