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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №67641
 28.07.2012
The Thematic Forum:

A: With great difficulty I got the secret drawings of a real flying plate from the Sirius A-Sotis system.I want to collect something like this in my leisure but the nominals of tyristors are not specified.Can I use the domestic KU212B?

A: They are perfectly suitable.They can be taken from the old color music.If you do not find it, I have a six-piece color music in the working state.I will give it cheap. But in this scheme it is preferable to use a circular current lamp switch.You can use domestic 6P36 from color TVs. But, as you can see, there is also the hollow coil of Tesla.

Q: Even in the pioneering radio circle, I collected wireless models of UFO power installations.

A: I put KU212B.The plate is very hot.The plate is jumping, but it doesn’t take off.

C: Usually helps a straight and sharp stroke with a squad. At least all my eternal engines are built like that!

A: You are a rude and irresponsible type.Do not write in my topics.

Q: And what do you have against the point application of kinetic energy? Most engines and other electrical appliances run this way. However, you do not need the advice of a professional, then you can not pay attention to me.


[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №67640
 28.07.2012
Afro_mama: from the fun - the customer came, in the conversation said that he wants the interior of the house as in the house of Batman
Well, we all crushed, strained, became brutal and dark to him, with leather curtains like painting.
And then someone decided to watch the movie, so in the movie Batman has a classic American interior in pastel tones.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №67639
 28.07.2012
The fool is grieved at every loss, but the wise man is not glad at every finding.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №67638
 28.07.2012
In ancient times, commanders before an important battle usually inspired their soldiers with a short flaming speech. This is how the Prussian king, Frederick the Great, did: "Who told you, you fools, that you must live forever?"

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67637
 28.07.2012
Such a feeling that the neighbors even paste the wallpaper with the help of a perforator.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №67636
 28.07.2012
He worked as a warehouser in Adidas. I am dismissed.

I: What happens if I write in the statement that I am leaving?
Director: We have a special department where your work will be wiped, burned, and fed.
Then they will burn and burn you.

I love my job and will miss it :)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №67635
 28.07.2012
xxx: in video recorders seems to lack the function "send to youtube"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №67634
 28.07.2012
1 - yesterday with the air conditioner, the engine is barely pulling
It was cold yesterday, the air conditioner turned on.
Driving with air conditioning. In the luggage. My machine is heavy and my machine is weak.
2 - and

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №67633
 28.07.2012
Batman will die at the end.
You and the goat.
X: Okay, don’t worry about it. I was joking. will not die.
Tagged: Pidor

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №67632
 28.07.2012
Every year, on the last Friday of July, administrators of corporate and home networks, databases, mail systems, software complexes and other “fighters of the invisible front” celebrate their professional holiday – System Administrator Day. In the US, it is called System Administrator Appreciation Day.

With a celebration!! to

Today is exactly the day when office workers must stop in the corridor in front of the shaved and sleepy man, worship him to the ground and whisper: “Thank you, Sisadmin, for everything!”

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №67631
 28.07.2012
<ForNeVeR> Brothers by Code!
<ForNeVeR> I was mad.
<ForNeVeR> This morning the alarm ringed. When I woke up, I turned it off. And then I thought - how did this part of the side effects work, but the wake-up function wasn't completely triggered? I downloaded the code and started understanding. Indeed, for some reason, the awakening subsystem took a collab that it caused later. He removed the cushions, challenged full awakening along with disconnecting the alarm, slightly corrected the work with shared resources. I compiled, I asked. I looked at the clock at 8:00. And then I finally woke up and realized that I was doing nonsense and would be late to work soon.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №67630
 28.07.2012
“Woman, do not force me to use tenderness and tenderness.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67629
 28.07.2012
In the office, I am the head of the department. I get a heartbreaking SMS from an unknown number “Yes, you’ve gotten rid of your right! I want a fuck, you know, a fuck, and it’s important for you to fold socks and wash dishes than to have sex with me...” and a couple of proposals in the same spirit. I shrugged, sending the answer, “Man, throw away the grandmother who doesn’t give. Well, or knock in the mouth that would not whisper, and fuck when you go.” I sent and I sat. The chief asks what I do, I say to him, “Yes, Father Battkovich, I got the SMS, the man with the grandmother argued to see, and the number was wrong...” and then he gets the SMS... pause. “I’ll follow your advice... you just deleted the SMS”
and.. x2

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №67628
 28.07.2012
Lux: The writer has 8 duplicates of backup! The Eight!
Martin: You still don’t know about him.
Lux: Nuka is surprised
He carries three reserves in his luggage.
This is not a cure. *rofl*

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №67627
 28.07.2012
- Here it's easier, you order an enhanced battery on the iPhone and don't pretend that it will be discharged in a day.
- Yes, you order an enhanced battery for a Nokia, and it works without recharge for six months.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №67626
 28.07.2012
xxx(09:21:35 27/07/2012)
I can walk around the office once a year in a sweater, swim in the fountains and dive to others "And you put the server? andquot;

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №67625
 28.07.2012
Plasma Panel 152 4096x2160 PANASONIC TH-152UX1W

Shuffled with the guys in the pool for such a telecast, in principle, our scholarship in 1140r without problems allowed to purchase this device in credit for a million years. Delivered quite quickly, the only problem - it was uncomfortable to carry through the turniket. In the room, the telecast stood up like a cast, but I had to continue the ceiling by 10 cm. At first, the room was a little narrow, but one day I set the brightness to 45% (previously it was 10%) and the neighbor who slept next to the calf burned alive. Now we live together and no longer experiment with adjustments. Very pleased with the quality of the image, we watch porn in HD for days, soon without hands. We put the box from the TV in the corridor and rent it out to the illegals, there are 10 people living without problems.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №67624
 28.07.2012
From comments on Facebook:
xxx (from Finland): If you freeze this summer, go, stand in the corner, it’s 90 degrees!
yyy (from Finland): If you are hungry, place the frozen pizza at the outside corner, there 270 degrees!
zzz (from Estonia): This is Finnish humor?...on what corner to stand...explain to the Estonians.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №67623
 28.07.2012
Alexandra Leskin
9:26 and we have a birthday accounting today - a big cake eat
and
avs_silvester
9:27 birthday accounting on the day of Sisadmin - sounds like a funeral on the day of the wedding

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №67622
 28.07.2012
YYY: Yes, I’ve already looked at everything on your internet! Do not be surprised, shit.
YYY: And I know perfectly!
XXX: Get rid of that shit!
Who is the fucking fucker!! Fuck me from here!
Go to school and learn Russian! He saw it all on our internet. Yes, I knocked on the dialap when you walked under the table and chewed the pilot, for which I scratched the pans. Maybe that’s why you’re so stupid. And the fact that you’ve pumped out "C for the cupcakes" and read the content doesn’t mean that you know C. So stop rushing and go on rushing your orc. A whiteboat...
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

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