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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №143423
 28.07.2017
We went with a friend to the camp, where foreign students lived, to shoot at them. They went in and crushed from some epic untransmitted sound and a multilingual and multi-voiced eagle... And it was the Vietnamese who roasted our Latvian barrel seed, with all the pooches, scales and salt, and the rest of the world was roasted on them....
Cigarettes were shot by the Cubans.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143422
 28.07.2017
Why "Zadolba!li" releases five stories a day instead of ten?

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №143421
 28.07.2017
My love lives on the 25th floor. The elevator does not work. You come and you don’t want anything anymore.

There was a beautiful song written about it more than half a century ago:

But she lives on the twentieth floor uptown
The elevator's broken down
So I’ll walk one, two flight, three flight, four
Five, six, seven flight, eight flight, more
Up on the twelfth I'm startin' to drag
Fifteenth floor I'm a-ready to sag
Get to the top, I'm too tired to rock

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №143420
 28.07.2017
>> there are exactly 2 options - either the puzzle is complete or they are initially helped financially
The cheapest hotel in Rimini 2* costs about 30 thousand of your rubles per week
But I still have to go there and I doubt strongly that for the remaining 70 euros on the rally you can buy a ticket to both ends.

I understand that burning routes are not considered by you? What would people be like? Just beyond the scope of your experience came out - so immediately shit... We open the site of burning trips, from Moscow to Spain, for 4 nights - 22 t.p. from the nose. with breakfast.

"Dumb guys, fuck you!" (c)

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №143419
 28.07.2017
Then, WHAT did you manage to take an entire shelf in the bathroom?

What, is it a lot? I do one face more. Cream for shaving, washing, face cream. No, you can't store it in the room, because the direct sunlight, and you will have to take it out of the room with you. Well, as if an invitation to live involves some kind of hospitality, and here it is a ridiculous war even for the whole regiment.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №143418
 28.07.2017
Be calm, poverty has nothing to do with income. You can get at least millions, but at the same time to eat outdated products so that they don't go missing, to kick the socks and after installing water meters to go to wash exclusively to relatives or mistress.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №143417
 28.07.2017
Rabinovich: Well, yes, there are all the Jews in the city.
Robinson is fucking. How can "drugs" be corrected in "Jewish"?? to

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