xxh:While you are purposelessly spending your time on a citizen, living a life and doing nothing.
XH: I
I do the same in the army.
I am sorry :(

4el: and today the kitten deprived me of breakfast... bought bulls in tomatoes, opened a bowl, and the bowl sliced what was cut... gave her a stitch, she smelled, looked at me and left the kitchen... I didn’t risk eating, so I went to work without eating...

Segr> and I didn’t go through the cappuccino...
Yuri> where is it?? to
serg> well, the eye in the book number could not recognize!

IM (13:44:01 27/07/2010)
I slept today and so I look like a bad jeans on me stupid and a shirt too and on my head the hair of Pushkin alive

Oh yeah, it was there. They were sitting with Max in the kitchen, and his sister at this time in the bathroom in front of the walk.And then suddenly he heard her monologue: "Wow, you are my ass!
My ass is..."
I counted 3 minutes on O_O. It seems, with the mouth open.I see, Max laughs. This is how she communicates with the cat.
Rushed for a long time.
XDDD: How is it?
Does my sister Yill have a cat? The first norm, the second is a thick asshole :) And Max still cheats me about girls with mocked buttocks.

Do women on maternity leave also negotiate?
G-A: Joker, women on maternity leave do not negotiate, but immediately put an ultimatum

Liana : stock on wrote a complaint on me)))), I quote)))) little that I imposed them with whores, and also threatened with physical torture)))
so was perceived my emotional statement: "I’ll come, and I’ll uroi, fucking"))))

My home computer no longer works.
YYY: And what then?
XXX does not work.
YYY: And I am here?
xxx: the sound card (built in) is not detected
Look for her, maybe she’s gone.
XXX Where?
yyy: offended, gathered his drivers and went to another...
xxx to))

St1kn0r: Hi How are you?
DuriaX: Tortured and crushed ((
St1kn0r: When you fled the Gestapo, did the X_X piano fall on you?! to

xxx: When you pronounce two words, "Land Cruiser", the involuntarily indicative and the small are pulled out, and the middle and the nameless are folded.
XXX: The Magic
yyy: "mayboch" at all the fifth

From the discussion of the phone Nokia 6303:

Maruska: people, please help me, I have a flv video on the comp, I copy the video to the phone, I put the 3gp format, and it still doesn't work.
Can this be corrected somehow?

Max: "I put the format 3gp"explain

Maruska: I press on the compe to rename the video and in the format I write 3GP, and then transfer the video to the phone

XD thank you very much ?

XXX is
Have you heard of the Russian operating system?
XXX is
Based on Linux, you will be able to...
YYYY
Oh, if it were crazy on the base of Linux
YYYY
At the base of Ubuntu.
XXX is
Linux by Edinros
YYYY
Oh, and it will be in the place of the kernel - EdRo

Give me a gun...
2: What happened?
"When I told my friend that we won in one of the eight finals, she asked who we would play with in one of the seventh."
2: So what?
1: Well, she typically assessed, shakes up... and says, “You fool, the next one will be the ninth.”

Did you have sex with him?? to
The fucker knows it!! I was drunk until I remembered > :(
Well, the fucking guy knows that.