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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №102204
 28.08.2014
by Tom)
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One removed an elderly surgeon, crushed all the gums, squeezed with a hammer and a toothbrush, mudded the toothbrush, healed for six months. The second is a young girl surgeon, not immediately after honey, but nevertheless... Well, in general, how she pulled out the crumbling upper eight with one clever move, I didn’t even notice. Here is your experience.
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The upper and lower eight are completely different songs. I know by myself - about the upper forgot about half an hour after leaving the clinic, the lower removed in the hospital on the operating table in 4 hands, cutting everything possible. Experience has nothing to do with it. Like your young girl surgeon's lower teeth - it would be her here, how much she has mocked you.
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When a fun and brutal surgeon removed my lower 8 in a second, I asked, Doctor, can I drink cognac at home? He was surprised and upset why the cognac, because the tooth flew out without pain and stress. I had to admit that my husband brought me to him (and getting to this doctor was not very easy), and today we have 15 years of marriage! I’ve never heard of such rust in the dentist’s office. He will take note of when he will make gifts to his ladies for different anniversaries.)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №102203
 28.08.2014
– Grandma, how do I cut the sausage – you, me and dad?
The little ones are quieter. Do not scream. for two. The grandmother said.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №102202
 28.08.2014
Life taught me that if the toilet cover is closed in the office toilet, it is better not to lift it.
YYY: ROFL
That’s how I could forget that truth, right?
For the whole day, I heard, I was impressed!
YYY: *ROFL* did you open this Pandora’s box?? to
XXXX: Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes And released the evil, trapped there.
YYY: ROFL

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