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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №35206
 28.08.2010
There are offices that pull out of the dead.
XXX: The Infos
YYY : :D
From screws in the sense of... ^__^

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №35205
 28.08.2010
You may be right about the psychic.
YYY: Well
XXX: There was a day ago.
YYY: What is it?
xxx: I am standing I mean at the stop, the bus I am waiting... remembered that I am in the pharmacy what shit to buy, the pharmacy at the stop so.. I go, I ask, and they tell me that I went in 5 minutes ago and bought it... really forgot the building...

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №35204
 28.08.2010
With a friend I drank beer near "Five-Five". Here the rain started, well, we picked up beer, we went to the store, we turned a little around the corner, we saw a large window. We sit there, we talk. Here a friend raises his eyes, an advertisement on the glass... I look, read, silently close the beer.
The inscription said:
The probability of getting a gunshot in the leg is 99.9%.
Rough Samara "five-foot"

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №35203
 28.08.2010
Fuck, I can’t sit at home!
The ppc! What to do, right?
Well, in the first place, pull the shirt out of your ass...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №35202
 28.08.2010
Yesterday, a guy came to us in the store, all slipped, in a suit, with a diplomat. I asked if we had Rahmanians. And we have not. and he: "well then give Cannibal Corps - Kill"
What have I done?! to

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №35201
 28.08.2010
Melancholy
Fucking depression for half a year already, as if there were enlightenments, but not long. I tried to find another grandmother, tried drugs, tried a prostitute, tried vodka. Every day it gets worse and worse. I thought time would cure, but time would only destroy. He tried to kill himself, failed, the spirit lacks. What really to do in such a situation?

Amnesia
You just tried shit drugs, cheap prostitutes, and burnt vodka, that’s the problem.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №35200
 28.08.2010
xxx: today here is the truth a tourist one named me inadequate
Old or fat?
XXX: Young and very cute. He behaved like a fox. Only Hamit Guida arrived at the hotel. and stupid. Guess who will get the longest number?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №35199
 28.08.2010
pushkin: to give something unnecessary, you need to download something unnecessary, and we - not enough rating

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №35198
 28.08.2010
xxx: I want a little hairy pink jewel
XXX: How to Fly
YYY : Why?
Xxx and fun.
I will feed him with chips.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: That is, flying and being pink is normal for a hunter, did you not notice it?))

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №35197
 28.08.2010
Commentary on the film Piranha:
The movie is unrealistic. I watched the movie in 3D, there was a moment when the piranha bit the fucking man and threw him out into the hall! This is not a joke, it really was a flying member in full 3D! Some have been in shock!

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №35196
 28.08.2010
1:12 14.Oleg.88: You have to bite this))
1:23 yatebyavse: You can't bite me
1:23 14.Oleg.88: why?? to
1:23 yatebyavse: blacks remain
1:23 14.Oleg.88: Do you have it?
1:24 yatebyavse: No, to the one who bites

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №35195
 28.08.2010
Consultation at a medical forum:

The xxx:
Good day! I have a bit of a personal question. The fact is that when I eat spicy food, I burn my back. What can be done about this?? to

YYYY :
Have you tried your mouth?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №35194
 28.08.2010
nauf (11:16:41 28/08/2010)
Do you know this shit?

nauf (11:18:40 28/08/2010)
This is when you like your grandmother and you go to the sea. You think you will come here and get messed up. She came and went to the sea. She thinks she’ll come and shut up. She comes and you break the key. That’s how I’ll come to you tomorrow. You think you’re going to be upset tomorrow. Tomorrow he will break his leg.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №35193
 28.08.2010
Do not need. I was small and stupid. Now I am big and stupid. Everything has changed XD

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №35192
 28.08.2010
shinKAMI: We are responsible for those we have joined >_<

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №35191
 28.08.2010
1st I open contact.
2nd I open "My Friends"
Three I look... and I see... on the avatars... who has an eagle, who has a tiger, who has a dog... who has a cat...
I think this is a zoo.? to
P.S I remembered that by profession I was a veterinarian and thought even more...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №35190
 28.08.2010
Did I return the 1400 or not?
Violence by: Nea
Here I am the Peder.
Tagged with: oga
Goblin: Pider himself

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №35189
 28.08.2010
The boss came to work with a broken right hand, looked at me suspiciously, and gave out: - for the next three weeks you will be my right hand:-(

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35188
 28.08.2010
MagicIsNotHere: I think the papers that are distributed on the street, with stories about LSD and its impact, smell more on advertising.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35187
 28.08.2010
For the demotivator:
Ahmed: I’m wasting you.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what a people!

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